brooky1065 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... rather shag the veal calf
carter on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ....to a deaf and blind Rambler.
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you are going straight to hell
DirtyBeppe on Wed 25 June 2008 said... OP is Ramsay himself! Sick fuck is all over her.
PennyCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I've seen her in real life and she is very tall, very slim and she doesn't really make that loud honking sound that she makes on TV. She could eat an apple through a letterbox though.
Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Is this the sort of strangely attractive when your in the sort of "my life is so shit, I can't get laid by man nor beast, I'm going to slit my wrists and sit in a bath - oh look, there's a picture of Pam St Clement next to Janet St Porter..." mood?
Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Is this the sort of strangely attractive when your in the sort of "my life is so shit, I can't get laid by man nor beast, I'm going to slit my wrists and sit in a bath - oh look, there's a picture of Pam St Clement next to Janet St Porter..." mood?
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... janet street porter ...eh ? how could you even stand that voice? having said that she can be funny sometimes
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If you dropped a grand piano from the top of the empire state building, and when the dust settled, just popped a red wig and glasses on top of the debris, it would be Janet's doppleganger.
ahknowme on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You obviously hate yourself.
SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... isn't she married to normski?
hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... she's rich so i probably would
jimmyman on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's her blowjob teeth - conveniently angled outward to avoid painful cock-scrape.
BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said... At least your blue veins would fit snugly in her dental gaps...
OhGod on Wed 25 June 2008 said... She's got a face like a smashed up Parker Knowle Recliner. The OP must have a tooth fetish, it's the only rational explanation for anyone thinking there is anything attractive about that haggard old bint.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... OG, good point. Possibly an orthodontist with a "thing" for extreme cases of horse teeth...
JiggeryCock on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Now she definitely IS one of the Banana Splits - the wierd one with the glasses, for the hard of thinking (Snork?)
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... hey i have a thing for teeth but it wasn't me , she probably sucked her thumb as a child which has caused the tombstones to protrude forward ...maybe she still does to maintain the look?
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Or she sucks something anyway....oh god.....*vomits up intestines after horrendous mental image*
slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 25 June 2008 said... NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, NO. NO.
BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said... SO fucking wrong
varicoseveins on Wed 25 June 2008 said... id rather partake in some scat porn
Nadiestar on Wed 25 June 2008 said... So many things wrong with this post do not have the time to comment other than to say. what a strange cunt. Bet you're the type of guy who like to have a staple gun used on your nuts during sex!
chinky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Strangely attractive = ugly, basically. See Shami Chakrabati, Agynes Deyne and Dobby or whatever her name was for other examples.
bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I agree she can be rather amusing but didn't she hate her mother?
DariusBlue on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I've had worse, and one of those had really bad personal hygiene.
Barbersmith on Wed 25 June 2008 said... She's down with the kids. Not in a Townshend way. I think.
onlyhereforthebooze on Wed 25 June 2008 said... How the fuck can you find ol' JCB Face even vaguely attractive. I'd rather grill my cock.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I thought this was the Sacred Cows section, not the Ugly Cows one.
Daddyfantastic on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Haha! JSP! Now fuck off Normski.
goldensunn on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You just want to see if her fanny is as ugly as her mouth/teeth/voice/face/head.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... She looks like the wife in Pink Floyd's The Wall.
VengefulJesus on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Just when you think you've viewed the most vile depraved thing the internet has to offer you read a post like this.
Makes that genki-genki site seem appealing by comparison.
Kitty on Wed 25 June 2008 said... She regularly loans those teeth out to Billie Piper. JC, I think you mean Bingo from the Banana Splits (Snork was the elephant I think).
McCrack on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I have been a part of the internet for over 10 years. I was there when goatse hit the web, I saw the tubgirl phenomenon, 2girls1cup and lemonparty are minor blips in the history of sick filth I have witnessed......and without a doubt OP, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen on the interwebs.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Not checked out Roy's nut hang yet, McCrack?
roland82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Oi chinky , lets not bring Dobby into this.
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... mccrack what is tubgirl ?
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Seconded, Roland.
porkmaster69 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you blind cunt
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuck's sake, that is so wrong
RoosterDiamond on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Shut the gate!
Daddyfantastic on Wed 25 June 2008 said... tubgirl has a talent for sprouting what appears to be tea (I think) out of her rectum. Have a look on google. With surf safe off. obviously. I don't drink tea anymore.
ClimeySunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i'd give her the rough end of a pineapple, just for fun mind.
EightAce on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Wrong on so many levels.
PhilAyshio on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Definitely not!
RoosterDiamond on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Back the truck up!
HughJampton on Fri 27 June 2008 said... OP- you're one sick fuck!
MsDjSpanky on Sat 28 June 2008 said... She's been married four times: to photographer Tim Street-Porter, then Tony Elliott, publisher of Time Out. She then married Frank Cvitanovich, a film-maker, who left her after her fling with Tony James of Sigue Sigue Sputnik. A well-documented relationship with Normski was followed by a 14-month marriage to salesman David Sorkin, 22 years her junior ("madness", she observed last year, adding that she would not wed again). Currently with restaurateur Peter Spanton
RoosterDiamond on Mon 30 June 2008 said... You know a lot about her... for some reason that I can't fathom. I just know she is a weird ugly old bird with a voice to curdle milk.
UncleFelcher on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Fuck off. She's a buck toothed, four eyed lanky twat
Marshfield on Sat 05 July 2008 said... You sick fucker!!! She's only marginally more attractive than the veal calves she's rearing.
