RightRoyalBastard on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Dear HM Monkey. Fuck. Right. Off.
SaleoftheCentury on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Hey OP, why don't you just do the decent thing and if your like is so mundane, stop wasting air and just go and kill yourself. Slowly, quickly, however you so desire but if you can't stop being a whining, depressing little fucker, just do it.
Fucksocks! on Fri 16 May 2008 said... What a complete shower of arsebiscuits. No doubt OP is none other than Mr Moly himself. For shame...
ciderwithrosie on Fri 16 May 2008 said... sycophant - its not like you get to see your name in spotlights by association either (like me here - big eejit)
ciderwithrosie on Fri 16 May 2008 said... and no 'big eejit' is not my real name
porkmaster69 on Fri 16 May 2008 said... you arse licking twat, cant you get a posting with out mentioning HM? unoriginal cunt
ComradeDuch on Fri 16 May 2008 said... uh uh uh ooh Mr. HM gimme that dick in my willing mouth slurp slurp ooh ohh I can't get enough of it uh uh I love to suck your big cock
PennyCentury on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Ass Kirsch-er.
SIKOSIS on Fri 16 May 2008 said... why are you so quick to criticize? Ok so Mr HM is not perfect, he's only human (or simian or whatever) but he's done more than you have this week. Leave Moly alone!!!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Barbersmith on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Give me Morello of your cock Mr HM.
PennyCentury on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Cerise-ly bad punning, BS.
MrsMoon on Fri 16 May 2008 said... SIKOSIS, 'tis the downside of having a forum for ranters, the disgruntled and the clinically insane...some cannot stop. If you posted Kit Kats in this section there will be someone screaming "Kit Kats should be all napalmed and bum raped!"
dandyboy on Fri 16 May 2008 said... But Mrs M, Kit Kats should be in here! Especially the ones that you get sometimes that don't have a wafer in one of the fingers.
SIKOSIS on Fri 16 May 2008 said... pure chocolate kitkats, yes they are the bees knees
thundachick on Fri 16 May 2008 said... hmmmm..kit kats...i like to suck the chocolate off them..
HeroicDose on Sat 17 May 2008 said... OP, I'm going to take my cock out of my mouth, put it in yours and eat a kitkat while humming the A-Team theme tune. Fucking hangovers.
Gantsta on Sat 17 May 2008 said... Cherries are rank.
MrBeefy on Sat 17 May 2008 said... Heroic, that's a nice mental image. I love it when a plan comes together.
DickyM on Sun 18 May 2008 said... No but Malteasers should have their knackers crushed with pliers
HeroicDose on Sun 18 May 2008 said... The stones are the best bits of cherries.