SpackoMcDribble on Tue 29 April 2008 said... bah, bet I can't pick up a copy today thanks to all those over keen cunts that started queueing at midnight
Krooner on Tue 29 April 2008 said... My Sainsbury's were selling it last Tuesday... It's great but the last few missions are rock hard so far!
120761 on Tue 29 April 2008 said... You need to get a life and get out more.
I know I know
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Cue abuse - what is this?!
BWW on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Is it available for the Commodore 64?
SlipperyGimp on Tue 29 April 2008 said... No, only the CBM128
Jendy on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I'm quite looking forward to being a GTA widow for a while. Hopefully he will forget to eat so I can just lob a few MicroChips at him intermitently instead of cooking. he may also forget to have sex with me
TheDuke on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Kwebb - Its a game nerd gathering. Strange little creatures. Lets just be quiet so we dont disturb them. I've been dying to study their habits for years. Hopefully we might be able to get some rare footage for Attenboroughs new series.
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Ah ha! Thanks Duke. The last time I played something like this was Donkey Kong on the Game n Watch.
Kentpumas on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Dear oh dear, old man Duke! I think anyone that can't admit that computer games can be pretty entertaining these days are kidding themselves. We not in the Spectrum era anymore...you sound like those old codgers that petitioned against cinemas back in Victorian age! Stick to your jigsaw puzzles if you're that worried chief!
TheDuke on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Jigsaws rock. Please never use the words "dear oh dear" again. It sent shivers down my spine.
Shagsack on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Being an uber game nerd I've got a modified 360, and downloaded it last week. So there.
Kentpumas on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Well, I'm trying to curb my errant swearing so I had to think of something....I'm running out of phrases though. I'm staring to think that without swearing I'd have fuck all to say!
BWW on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I've got Tetris on my mobile. Now I see those shapes everywhere.
Krooner on Tue 29 April 2008 said... @ Shagsack
What you gonna do about the DLC though?
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Games are fun, I've had some impresively blistered thumbs in my day and still play every now and then. If you're happy to spunk your life away in front of a screen then go for it.
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Busty, is it wrong that I've just interpreted everything in your comment in an explicit sexual manner?
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... You are right to do so young jedi.
thundachick on Tue 29 April 2008 said... jendy: i know how you feel..im former Halo 3 and CoD widow...
bumspinach on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Everywhere has sold out. Good, saved myself forty quid instead, result. And I get my life back, hurrah! See, always an upside.
Chowmean on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Morrisons have loads. I picked it up for my son this morning and there was 25 on the rack. Other supermarkets were only taking orders last week, and like everyone else, customers had to wait until this morning to buy. PS. I will not see my son for the next three months.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Sad cunt.Get out for some nice walks and fuck some nice women.Geek
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Oh yeah. Can someone help me with SUPER MARIO GALAXY please.Stuck on the cunt since christmas.
teddypendennis on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Fuck you, fuck your games consoles.
Krooner on Tue 29 April 2008 said... No Sainsbury's were actually selling them on the shelves and everything I bought one! The game was in the back room of most shops last Saturday!! It went gold the Thursday before
Kanamaganza on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Sainsbury's weren't selling them before today anywhere, you fucktards. It called a release date! And Amen to the OP. No summer this year!
Kanamaganza on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Sainsbury's weren't selling them before today anywhere, you fucktards. It called a release date! And Amen to the OP. No summer this year!
buzzybelew on Tue 29 April 2008 said... My pasty faced, moronic nephews will be fucking well happy then with this stuff. I played scrabble with them at Christmas and the best they could come up with was, literally, 'cat.' Monosyllabic cunts.
thundachick on Tue 29 April 2008 said... boys and their toys...
dandyboy on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Has there been the inevitable media backlash about the bad influence of it yet?
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Are the GTA games the ones where you can rodger a hooker?
ahknowme on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I've still got a SNES in the loft - Super Mario Kart (battle mode), Prince of Persia et al. I dig it out whenever I get a bit nostalgic.
JiggeryCock on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Anyway, let me tell you about the time I got to level 14 on Space Invaders.....
JiggeryCock on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Anyway, let me tell you about the time I got to level 14 on Space Invaders.....
JiggeryCock on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Yeah - level 28!
JiggeryCock on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Yeah - level 28!
JiggeryCock on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Oh for fucks sake this could be the new Fibbonaci series!!
ComradeDuch on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Bet you don't get to use that joke very often, Jiggery. I've got a Wii so I'm going to be a pig in poo when I get Super Smash Bros. Melee. Wooo
KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 29 April 2008 said... It's no different to spending all summer watching test cricket now is it?
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Twats. Get outside and get some colour on yer pasty hides, you might just get some sex.
TheDuke on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Fucking hell Busty, that came out of no where. How many glasses of wine have you downed?
thundachick on Tue 29 April 2008 said... go busty!..women dont need games consoles!
thundachick on Tue 29 April 2008 said... though i do have a Nintendo 64 colllecting dust in the loft...
DickyM on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Just a dildo like a fucking cricket bat....
Geushky on Tue 29 April 2008 said... The last computer game I played was Star Wars; I'm led to believe that things have moved on somewhat.
thundachick on Tue 29 April 2008 said... ep: nope..gates is to blame for all the fucking nerds out there, the cunt!
Hashishin on Tue 29 April 2008 said... shut it granny...if it weren't for geeks, we wouldn't have the glut of porn (or HolyMoly) that the internet brings us...Hail The Geeks.
MrBeefy on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I reckon the OP has a point. I had one of the previous GTAs and played it late at night once the missus had gone to bed. It was addictive. Now I am just addicted to this site and filthy sex.
billybobbollockchops on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I'm not a gamer and I'm an old cunt and I thought this looked fucking brilliant. Got my Xbox 360 and GTA 4 bundle on its way. Looks awesome cannot wait, my childhood dreams fullfilled.
dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I had the old GTA London game and it was a great idea, being able to twat fuckers in the street, blow the shit out of Harrods with a tank and go on trips to Brixton to raid warehouses full of Trojan bootlegs. Happy days!
RoosterDiamond on Wed 30 April 2008 said... If you want to race around in cars, run people over and shoot the place up just move to Hackney. Twaatsa.
FlangeMeister on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Can't believe people are getting fucking orgasmic over a poxy video game.Onanists.
thundachick on Wed 30 April 2008 said... there are a lot of sex-starved nerds out there,flangemeister
JiggeryCock on Wed 30 April 2008 said... They should try Microsoft Excel - it's brilliant. I'm a genius when it comes to Excel. I'm like that little kid with the polished face on 'Wogan' all those years ago who had the horn for antiques and then turned into a gayer and a woman
kwebb on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I'm still not getting this games console thing. People queuing up overnight to buy a game?!
BettySwollocks on Wed 30 April 2008 said... hahahahahahahahahahah...that was James Harries Jiggery.....what a weird looking fucker he was.
Topguntop on Wed 30 April 2008 said... got my special addition box yesterday, keyring, duffle bag, deposit box,soundtrack and an art book, say what you like about my geek/loser/lonely twat/cuntrag ness, i don't care, its brilliant. Would love to have seen how the commodore 64 would have contended with it though.
Gantsta on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Comic genius of the developers to call all of the internet cafes within the game "TW@"
BurningWheel on Wed 30 April 2008 said... It's got fuck all on Treasure Island Dizzy.
cunted on Wed 30 April 2008 said... http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/04/29/gta-iv-freezes-sometimes-but-theres-a-fix/
dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I've heard Ricky Gervais performs in a comedy club in the game. Can you shoot the fucker?
Barbersmith on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Ah, another hardly-veiled-at-all advert creeps into Heroes. Mr HM is a fucking cunt.
dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said... In fairness, I think GTA doesn't need any extra publicity, I doubt there's a single copy left for sale in the whole country now.
slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 30 April 2008 said... That's why the roads were so quiet yesterday... This is for sad-sacks who haven't the bollocks to go out into the street and do it all for real. Good, keeps 'em out of my way.
thundachick on Wed 30 April 2008 said... not around here slinky: stealing cars and driving like cunts is an everyday thung..
SlipperyGimp on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Obviously some ill-informed spastics think that just because someone likes videogames, then they automatically don't know what outside looks like. Heaven forbid that if they ever went to that Hellish place, they would see what other people call "girls". "Girls" are something that, in addition to other things, can be used to have "sex" with. For a description of "sex", please ask an adult, but not your mum, because she used to be a girl, and you don't know what they look like.
RoosterDiamond on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Slippery Gimp - in all honesty have you ever had sex? I mean with a real person, of the opposite gender while they were alive and conscious and consenting?
SlipperyGimp on Thu 01 May 2008 said... That illustrates my point perfectly. Do you also do North vs South debates too? Marvellous!
RoosterDiamond on Mon 05 May 2008 said... You have a point?
