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Gram Parsons Got kicked out of Nashville for daring to do country versions of soul songs. Taught Keef country music, allthough Keef did teach him the joys of smack in return,
Worked with the Stones and the Byrds on their least successful albums. Found dead in a hotel room with a groupie showing ice cubes up his arse to revive him from his O.D. The autopsy was unable to determine if it was the morphine, brandy, cocaine, or amphetamines which killed him.
Had a strange death pact with a roadie which led to his corpse being exhumed and drunkenly driven to, and burried under the Joshua tree.

Oh and made some cracking records too, and created a genre as well.

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COMMENTS
Token on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
I hear he also took it up the arse in exchange for a Ploughmans Sandwich
hainsleychariot on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Sounds like a bit of a cunt to me...
hainsleychariot on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Sounds like a bit of a cunt to me...
Token on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
I hear he also took it up the arse in exchange for a Ploughmans sandwich
hainsleychariot on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
fucking computer
Token on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
fucking website
SpackoMcDribble on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
never heard of him, but I like the idea of being named after a unit of weight and members of the clergy. I'm going to change my name to Ounce Bishops, or maybe Carat Vicars
DickyM on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Kilo Pope
clusterfuck78 on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
fucking nudie suit wearing junkie cunt.
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
I think Gram Par's brilliant in the Simpsons.
Walloonophobic on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Been dead so fucking long that he hardly rates a mention on here. Also whats cool about dying of an OD? Soppy cunt.
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
It's that cult of dying young thing again, just like Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison 'Oh, he died young but he left a beautiful corpse..' - those two didn't leave beautiful corpse unless you class a bloody stump and a bloated waterlogged cadaver with its face obscured by seaweed like fronds of hair as beauty. In fact I fancy a wank so I'm off to Faces of Death.
SukieBapswent on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
also a rich kid who never did a days work in his life. He pissed his vast inheritance away on drink drugs and music and fucking off most of the bands he worked with. Having said that Flying Burrito Brothers were fantastic and that song he did with EmmyLou Harris too
GeoffreyWode on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Bloody well done for only just realising who Gram Parsons is. Good lad x
HeroicDose on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
I once 'showed' an ice cube to my arse. It was met with the usual cold dead wink.
JiggeryCock on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
What is this? 'Superannuated pop stars week' on Heroes Section?
JiggeryCock on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
What is this? 'Superannuated pop stars week' on Heroes Section?
Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
I reckon it was the arse/ice-cube thing that killed him.
GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
I have a sneaking suspicion Keith Richards may have been a bad influence...
RandySpooge on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
You know what fucks me off? Well I'll fucking tell you. Everytime some dense cunt on here discovers someone new they respect, they make the following two mistakes: 1.) They post a tribute to them in HM Heroes with a limited biography describing what they did (mainly because the person in question did fuck all to deserve recognition), and seem to use this as an excuse to prove that they're more cultured..."he worked with the Stones and the Byrds!!!" So did a thousand other people. what do you want a fucking medal for reading an album's credits? And 2.) They make the mistake of thinking anyone gave a shit in the first place. I'm off to browse Wikipedia to see if I can find any more uncelebrated people from the 60s who wiped Brian Wilson's arse at some point and became the inspiration for Fun, Fun, Fun.
RandySpooge on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
N.B. That rant is not aimed at Gram Parsons. Just the prick who is the latest in a long line of 'my new favourite hero!' posters. Look mum! look and see what I did!!!
ArtimusPie on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
cracking records? yes, crumbs, they were blinding and spiffing and thoroughly cracking. fuck sake
poofzilla on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Give me Mike Nesmith any day.
TheMonk on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Kate Nash is credited with creating a new genre and it sure as fuck isn't something to be celebrated!
simplythepest on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
The Flying Burrito Brothers were a great band, nice one OP ;)
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
talented man who frittered it away in a haze of drugs and booze...is that heroic?!!? Hardly Johnson Beharry.
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