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Gok Wan	This bloke convinces women that they don't have to look like cunting Victoria Beckham, the skeletal coke-fiend or some tacky, z-list OK regular and that they would give any man the full-on chubby without really trying. That makes him a good guy in my book.

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		Fucksocks! on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Hmm, let's see. A gay bloke deluding desperate women into thinking they're sexy, making them think they could give any man a hard-on the size of Denver, no matter how big a pie-bucket they are. Does he give fat men the same advice? Fat men who are gay? No? That's because he wouldn't possibly want to get his cock up some fat, heaving bloke who sweats like a wanker's armpit from just walking to the shitter and back. Ditto for that Mika twat who - as far as I'm aware - is yet to pen a delightful ditty called "Fat Boy (You Are Beautiful)".
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Does he use Derren Brown's method?
		cinders on Sun 08 June 2008 said... It isn't even H T L G N. It's how to look good in an industrial elastic support garment. Imagine the disappointment of getting one of these 'fine' women home only to peel off the garments and finding Jabba underneath.
		Happyfinish on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Mika hasn't penned a ditty called "Fat Boy (You Are Beautiful)" because fat boys don't buy his records. Fat menopausal women can't get enough of him so he's writing for his audience. Mika is a raving homosexual, he doesn't think any girls are beautiful.
		DickyM on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I get a full on porridge hose from big women anyway...
		Solange on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I guess he is okay and maybe gives women some confidence about their bodies but come on he is Gay! So what would he know! Same for Mika!
		teddypendennis on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Mika's dwindling popularity and record sales will end in him touting his arse for a fiver down Old Compton St.... hopefully.
		gaylord on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Not only that but they are taking advice from a fucking ugly poof with (most likely) an eating disorder that makes him the size of victoria beckham. Why?
		FuckYouCunts on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Gook Wank? Get this wittering androgynous tunnel tester off the telly NOW.
		Barbersmith on Mon 09 June 2008 said... He looks like the Beckham woman. But as with DickyM, I lke big girls. Hooray.
		tigerstail on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Talk to the chubby chasers,because us normal guys aren't listening. Seriously ladies,it is what you're like inside that is important,but we men are so shallow. Sticking your arms and legs out from behind a tree,or gurning nervously over your knees as you hug them,does not count as "Looking good naked" The attention-seeking gay best friend might make you feel good,but thats what all these self-help bastards do.Not much help in the real world. As an ugly bastard I do know how you feel.
		tigerstail on Mon 09 June 2008 said... ps. Go Wank - fnnah fnnah
		kwebb on Mon 09 June 2008 said... "Lift those bangers girls! And if your an apple with legs stay indoors ... now then who'd like to stand there dusting with rubber gloves on in the window of Selfridges?"
		gaylord on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Gok Wan is not androgynous, he is a woman.
		KnapDarloch on Mon 09 June 2008 said... i like Gok, seems like a nice fella.
		Kentpumas on Mon 09 June 2008 said... He also convinces alot of fugly women that they are in fact gorgeous....and there's nothing worse than going out on the town and seeing a load of fat, ugly birds swaning around thinking they are the next Cindy Crawford. You're not; the only reason you're getting attention is because you're in a bar with a load of drunk and desparate-shag-seeking blokes!
		DOGPAS on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I love his fat naked chicks, this way you can wank without resoruiting to channel 5...
		bystander on Mon 09 June 2008 said... She has got a pretty face though.
		VengefulJesus on Mon 09 June 2008 said... It's very rare that I meet an irritatingly nasal, effeminate gay man who doesn't have at least one very fat/unattractive female freind. Maybe they are really good freinds, maybe they're not but I can promise you this much, what drew him to her was the 'two birds with one stone' logic of having someone that both makes him look better by comparison and won't try and steal his boyfreind.
		VengefulJesus on Mon 09 June 2008 said... p.s. if this Mr.Wan really wants to help out some of these waddling, land dwelling manatees that claim to be women he should try advising them to offer to buy men the drinks. Beer goggles are the only hope for most of them, vodka gogles in some cases.
		fuckwit on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Fucking fat women. Yuck