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free swimming by 2012	not going to happen, what makes the government think it will encourage people to go swimming just because its free? so are plenty other things walking, jogging etc people are usually fat due to laziness and overeating, it will last a month if that, just like new years resolutions,

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		cowman on Sun 08 June 2008 said... not a hero then...
		ahknowme on Sun 08 June 2008 said... And at first it's only for the old and the young. Which will increase the pool piss content to 69%.
		HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Ahknowme, on the plus side that should increase buoyancy.
		ahknowme on Sun 08 June 2008 said... That's what tits are for.
		HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I'll go out and harvest some then, Ahknowme.
		joylove on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Old people and babies don't swim, they just get in the way of the swimmers.
		joylove on Sun 08 June 2008 said... What we need is WiiSwimming.
		merf on Sun 08 June 2008 said... its a brilliant idea, on every occasion I have had the misfortune to go to pubic swimming pools I have felt what they would really benefit from is more of the kind of poor council house scum who found the £3 entry a deterrent, more children just looking to piss about and get in the way & more old people looking for a way to save on heating and water bills by getting a free bath.
		MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Chavs will never have been so clean.
		ahknowme on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I hope they're planning to up the chlorine.
		kwebb on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I shall come down there in my pyjamas and retrieve the rubber brick from the 12 foot 6 end.
		MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Ha ha! What was the fucking point in that? I remember being gutted that my Star Wars pyjamas were going to be soiled by chlorine and piss.
		kwebb on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I had sky blue ones with "Kung Fu" written on them. I still wear them on special occasions.
		ahknowme on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Jeez. Nostalgia hit. Cheers kwebb.
		MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Trying to picture that is treading the fine line between Elton John's art collection and peadophillia, Kwebb.
		MerylHighground on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I see that peadophilia thing is back. Are we talking mushy?
		MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Nice one. Am a bit pissed. skulks ashamedly
		MerylHighground on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Nothing to be ashamed about with being a bit pissed on a Sunday night after a day like today! But make sure you can tell your marrowfat from your manfat, that's all I'm saying.
		saddlesniffer on Sun 08 June 2008 said... even less money for the council to pay cleaners to clean the stinking changing rooms that 99% of pools have. Fucking marvellous idea. They should put the prices up to keep the great unwashed out
		skibbba on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Yes, it will just enourage chavs to for-go a shower or bath in their council flat and jump in their local pool. Lovely.
		Barbersmith on Mon 09 June 2008 said... We need less bastards in swimming pools. They get in the way when I'm having a tug in the shallow end.
		Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Well, this does bring the cost down on that otherwise expensive peadophilia habit
		Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Well, this does bring the cost down on that otherwise expensive peadophilia habit
		DOGPAS on Mon 09 June 2008 said... free swiming, what a wankfest that would turn out to be...
		fuckwit on Mon 09 June 2008 said... i hope they keep poor people out still. they always pitch turds into the water and everyone has to get out. at least, that's what happened once to me.
		MrBeefy on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Was in a pool when some cunt puked. Was a while before I went back.