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Estelle	She has the voice of an angel and the figure and grace of a supermodel, plus her new single is fabulous. Makes me wanna get me dancing shoes on!

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		Geushky on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Probably best put your wellies on for her Glastonbury appearance then. Take a hard hat as well just in case you get struck by one of those numerous bottles of piss heading in her direction.
		diepiggy on Sat 22 March 2008 said... estelle who
		Geushky on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Catch up grandad!
		LuciferSam on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Uh no. Good voice, but if you think she's hot you're fucking blind.
		MrBeefy on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Cracking jubblies.
		Clownshoes on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Original poster is gay. Her song is shit. Would though.
		FlowerPower on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Esther Rantzen?
		spqr on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Fuck off PR twat
		ClimeySunt on Sun 23 March 2008 said... who the cunting hell is cunting estelle for cunting cunts sake
		bowelhazard on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Poster, slowly read the last sentence of this post back to yourself repeatedly and you will eventually be speaking it in Alan Carr's voice.
		MrsMac on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Her teefs are too big for her tiny little beetlejuice head. Plus she is a prick
		RussianWarMan on Sun 23 March 2008 said... ...and the face of an Alien from the film of the same name.
		kwebb on Sun 23 March 2008 said... She is my mates niece. She gives it the "from da street" bit...shes from a dull middle class background unsurprisingly.
		GayBowelSyndrome on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Arse Mouth Arse Cunt Arse Mouth Nose Ears Arse Mouth TITS
		bystander on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Google imaged the name and there's a lady with a cucumber up her bottom. Am I on the right one?
		bystander on Sun 23 March 2008 said... http://ftvgirlsrock.com/images/ftv_girls_estelle/ftv_girls_estelle_004.jpg if you don't believe me.
		Geushky on Sun 23 March 2008 said... No, try again, Estelle is black.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 23 March 2008 said... No, Estelle is short and fat and sang Whispering Grass with Windsor Davies.
		ClimeySunt on Sun 23 March 2008 said... thats what i thought lardee dee daa gunner graham
		Jesus on Sun 23 March 2008 said... She has a face you could chop wood with. I know fuck all about her but she's one ugly lady.
		ClimeySunt on Sun 23 March 2008 said... I never knew Don Estelle was a fucking split arse...what a devious cunt
		cuntbag on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Oh, is it Don Estelle? I thought it was Estelle Getty from the Golden Girls who was the one who liked having cucumbers up the poo chute. With Bea Arthur as the top. Of course.
		bystander on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Geushky are you sure it's not the cucumber girl with make-up?
		LuciferSam on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Uh no. She's not "one ugly lady" either. Just not a goddamn supermodel.
		Geushky on Mon 24 March 2008 said... bystander - are you insinuating that Estelle, 'whited' up for the picture? It would seem a lot of effort for Estelle to disguise the fact that she likes to stick cucumbers up her bottom.
		NotGot on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Dunno about ugly or not... I prob'ly would, but that's not necessarily saying much... But saw her on one of the morning shows today, and her hair appears to be carved from a single piece of wood? Totally immobile, you could dangle her by her feet and not see a twitch out of it...
		ClimeySunt on Mon 24 March 2008 said... stop stop this is confusing Don Estelle isnt black nor a split arse, and its very difficult to find cucumbers to shove up your shit shaft in the jungle ..dont you cunts know theres a war on
		bezrington on Mon 24 March 2008 said... NotGot: That wasn't her hair you penis, it was a weave, your sooooo white
		NotGot on Mon 24 March 2008 said... hides in the Whispering Grass
		bystander on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Gloria Estelle putting on concert parties during a hail of machine gun fire. Marvelous. Just to put this one to bed, has anybody heard the lady with a cucumber up her bottom singing?
		NotGot on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Is that the lady singing, or the cucumber?
		stun on Mon 24 March 2008 said... STOP PRESS! http://www.tube8.com/fetish/toilet-cam/7567/ This was her yesterday in the shithouse at GMTV, expunging about a yard and a half of soft, brown clay in one fierce, grunting moment of rectal ejection. She'd been saving that one up since Boxing Day, and, had a bet on with her manager that she would bake it until the record got into the charts. If you slow-mo it, you'll see bits of Quality Street toffee coins in there and some sprouts.
		NotGot on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Tried the link when I stopped laughing; doesn't seem to work?
		bystander on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Hope she washed her hands.
		bezrington on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Fuck me, just watched that link STUN, what a dirty bitch. She didn't even wipe her ass properly, was going to have something to eat but i don't think i'll bother now going down the pub, need to remove image from mind...
		bystander on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Nice skirt though
		Geushky on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Whilst the angle is rather confusing I still don't think that was Estelle, it could possibly be Fiona Phillips though.
		LuciferSam on Mon 24 March 2008 said... on third thought, Estelle: great tits.
		MrBeefy on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Always comes back to, and all over...the tits.
		FlashyVic on Mon 24 March 2008 said... "Land of hope & glorieeee, mother of the freeee." " SHUTTTUPPP!!!!"
		bystander on Mon 24 March 2008 said... A lady is on Mastermind answering questions on "It Ain't half Hot" how weird is that? Or was she the OP?
		bystander on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Is it Windsor Davies doing the voice for the Al Murray show? I think so.
		FlashyVic on Mon 24 March 2008 said... I've just seen a photo of her & to be honest Don Estelle does moer for me. Her head is seriously small. She looks like one of those big thing out of the crap 'Mario Bros' movie.Does she have a flip top head?
		EvilFecker on Mon 24 March 2008 said... She fucking looks like Mr Ed you silly blind cunt.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 24 March 2008 said... After watching that video I think it's the last time I give Estelle a good rimming.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Don Estelle as well.
		bystander on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Last time I saw Don Estelle he was in Rochdale however it must have been before he died.
		fuckwit on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I liked Whispering Grass. Was Don Estelle supposed to be having it off with Windsor Davies, though? Even as a child, I picked up on the homo-erotiic elements of their relationship. I particularly liked the way the Indian gentleman spat all the time. Very funny. I think it worked on about 4 levels (a nod to Fry there)
		ClimeySunt on Tue 25 March 2008 said... makes you proud to British that programme, i enjoyed immensely they way our proud tommys treated those damn natives they certainly showed them a thing or too.
		MrsMoon on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Makes me long for the days of 'Whispering Grass'.... the latest crop of popstars are so inoffensive they offend the fuck out of me..i'm sure the OP must work for her record company...
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Whispering Grass, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Two Little Boys...those were the days as Arthur C Clarke would have said.
		Mohammered on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Teeth like slices of bread.
		Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Thanks everyone for making me laugh like a twat.
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... if i hear another rapper rhyme about cars or clothes i will :take a long drive in my beemer, go and see that ho tina, who sells polo shirts fo cheeper than youv'e ever fuckin seena, drink some ribena then go and find estelle and stick my cock between her....arse cheeks.
		MrBeefy on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Very good. Jamie T had better watch his ass.
		RandySpooge on Thu 27 March 2008 said... Estelle looks like she's got downs or something.