Emmanuelle Beart - Celebrities & Other stuff that deserve praise

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Emmanuelle Beart	Reason The First: The most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet. Reason The Second: Tremendous actress Reason The Third: over 40 but still has the body of a 20 year old Reason The Fourth: She's French and although normally this is a bad thing, the hating the French rule never applies to french women. Ever. Reason The Fifth: Filth, you can just tell. Keep up keeping the old boy up love.

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COMMENTS

		bystander on Sat 17 November 2007 said... Agreed, I'd lick her bum.
		themong on Sat 17 November 2007 said... While you lick hers, i'd lick yours
		themong on Sat 17 November 2007 said... I wouldn't really
		bystander on Sat 17 November 2007 said... In order to avoid any misunderstanding can I make it clear at this point in time (get on with it...) that I do not adhere to crazy rocker Miss Sheryl Crow's ideology of one sheet of bog roll per visit. I also hope Ms Beart doesn't.
		BWW on Sat 17 November 2007 said... Untidy garden
		CaptainUnderpants on Sun 18 November 2007 said... one sheet of bog roll per visit????? Mother of fuck..... Miss Crow has never had the pleasure of 11 pints of dirty black guinness then.
		BarseMaster on Sun 18 November 2007 said... Yes yes yes yes yes yes. Fittest bit of crumpet ever to pop out a Frog's fanny. I would die happy. I'd probably die during.
		AmberGlo on Sun 18 November 2007 said... Actually her mother was Greek-Italian and her father was Lebanese-Eqyptian. Polynational top crumpet, and not a french sperm cell in sight!!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 19 November 2007 said... One piece of bog roll? That's not enough for blowing the crows out of my nose, so Ms Crow must be full of shit.
		crapnurse on Thu 22 November 2007 said... we would not be deemed fit to lick her arsehole , and she is the only woman who would make me take up goatherding