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Dolly Parton	'When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.'

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		nils on Tue 18 March 2008 said... If he's looking around the room, he's quite possibly looking for a hatchet to use on her.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 18 March 2008 said... He's probably looking bored, listening to all the 'good 'ol boy', homespun, generic, kitchen-sink philosophies, masquerading as great weighty insights.
		BarseMaster on Tue 18 March 2008 said... Why isn't he looking for a can of petrol, some matches and a map to Halifax Howard's house?
		TheDuke on Tue 18 March 2008 said... I'd ask politely if I could stare at her tits. Thank you Mam.
		kwebb on Tue 18 March 2008 said... He's looking round the room to see if the Dixie Chicks are also at this awards ceremony.
		MrsMoon on Tue 18 March 2008 said... He's looking round the room to see if he can find a banjo to beat her to death with, if she tells one more time about the story of her poor smokey mountain momma and that coat of many fucking colours..You're minted now, shaddup!
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 18 March 2008 said... ugh, I bet her tits are covered in blue veins and have the texture of porridge wrapped in clingfilm
		TheDuke on Tue 18 March 2008 said... porridge-stilton tits. I retract my former comment....though i am hungry now.
		ClimeySunt on Tue 18 March 2008 said... what the fuck is this inbred hick on about... haw haw we got both types of music here,country and western...fucking retarded sister shagging deep south fuckwit
		WhyDontYouFuckOff on Tue 18 March 2008 said... Dolly Parton is a legend.
		MrBeefy on Tue 18 March 2008 said... Once again Mrs M hits the nail with a fucking lump-hammer. Don't forget 'Little Andy'; a fucking load of monkey-spunk if ever there was one.
		PennyCentury on Tue 18 March 2008 said... To be fair, if you aren't looking at her tits then you aren't human. It's like car crashes, or monkeys wanking or albinos. You just have to stare.
		BustySinclair on Wed 19 March 2008 said... If you aren't looking at her tits then you are probably looking at one of the many other tragic elements of the car crash - the hair, makeup, clothes, fingernails, criminal use of corsetry...
		Barbersmith on Wed 19 March 2008 said... She's got big knockers.
		diepiggy on Wed 19 March 2008 said... is your first name sherlock
		ComradeDuch on Wed 19 March 2008 said... Her comment is wrong. I am 'into' ladies but I am not that fussed about titties. I look at their vaginas
		diepiggy on Wed 19 March 2008 said... a friend from uni used to call them "the beetle bonet"
		BarristerBabyBatter on Wed 19 March 2008 said... If I wasn't looking at her funbags I'd be looking at her mouth. But not for wisdom, rather for some pitiless gob-fucking until she puked on my plums.
		frogman99 on Wed 19 March 2008 said... She did have one great quote though; "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
		ClimeySunt on Wed 19 March 2008 said... them pair of zeppelins are fucking huge man.. she could quite easily have some fuckers eye out with them...there must be some sort of health and safety issue here
		diepiggy on Wed 19 March 2008 said... there was once a pornstar with colossal mams.after the "film work" dried up she became a lap dancer .a man sued her ass for whip lash after she clocked with with her fulsome funbags.What a cool injury that would be.