ClimeySunt on Sat 22 March 2008 said... dirty cunt, wouldnt advertise that if i was him people might get the wrong idea
diepiggy on Sat 22 March 2008 said... andrew dont scare the children lyold webber
carter on Sat 22 March 2008 said... He looks like the bastard offspring of a gargoyle and a Tweenie
Barbersmith on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Good job he's not putting on South Pacific. There's a character in that called Cocksucker.
bezrington on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Definitely 100% wouldn't let him babysit the kids, couldn't give a fuck how many (shit)musicals hes written he's a wrong'un..
ahknowme on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Look in the mirror, Andy.
Adam on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Hardly a quest to find a nancy in a theatre, the face like a melted wellie luvvie cunt. Look in the bogs, they'll be hanging out the back of each other.
kwebb on Sat 22 March 2008 said... "I'd do anything" is a very dodgy thing to say in earshot of this bog woppet.
CosmoTuvax on Sat 22 March 2008 said... Baron Andrew Large Wanker - plagiarist, bore, drongo, swine and doughnut dustbin. 'Tis his sixtieth birthday today - the day when his age, IQ and waist-size are all the same number.
BatemansBusinessCard on Sat 22 March 2008 said... He looks like a shrunken head off Indian Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark. He talks like a right effette toss stain. Clearly talented but should have shunned the limelight and enjoyed his wealth in a castle on the Rhine.
diepiggy on Sat 22 March 2008 said... i love indian jones buti fuckin hate he toss he churns out . bland-tacular
CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 23 March 2008 said... Nancy School with John Barrowman and Graham Norton - says it all really (I AM shooting fish in a barrel, but it's holy moly ffs)
JiggeryCock on Tue 25 March 2008 said... What about those would-be 'Olivers'? 12 Little Lord Fauntleroy clones, with vowels so strangulated they made Brian Sewell sound like Harry Redknapp.
FredTitmuss on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I've got a knitting Nancy if that would help.
