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Bruce Forsyth A man whose all-rounder abilities, easy charm, and professionalism transcend such redunant ideas as 'hip' and who manages to bridge generation gaps without needing any condescending reinventions or the intervention of younger acts. When he's gone, an age really will be over.

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Galahad on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Who the fuck is approving these things? Jimmy Tarbuck is amazing too. Oh, and how Des O'Connor makes me laugh.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Hero? You fucking retard. The man should have thrown in the towel thirty years ago. Watching him "perform" these days is like spying on a geriatric doing crazy shit. Wig wearing, scrotal faced coronary in waiting.
bystander on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
I feel obliged to defend Brucie, he's not my cup of tea but still working at 80 when 18 year olds are on long term benefits he's got to be a hero.
redexile on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Retard. He's a mate of Jimmy Tarbuck, ergo he's a cunt.
MrsMoon on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Tarby is a a complete cunt. But Brucie is the Don of showbiz...a very apt hero and the last of his kind. Also, not my humour but Doddy too is the only living link back to the victiorian music hall and a very nice bloke too.
chinky on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
yeah, bystander. Hats off to Castro, Mugabe nand Kim Jong Il as well. Showing these workshy layabout kids a thing or two. Brucie is just irrelevant now, and never was really that funny. How he gets to be a hero I don't know.
Barbersmith on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Bruce deserves hero status, pretty much the epitome of talent. As does Ken Dodd - total genius. Cue comments regarding tax.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
^What a taxdodgeifalarious day, missus, etc.
Hillbilly on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Mrs Moon you hit the nail on the head. The Don of showbiz - that is eloquent! Brucie is a legend and no one else comes close to being as talented an all round entertainer. Who's the fuck is Tarby? Answer: A total Z list nobody has been scouse twat to be seen in a jungle in Oz soon.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
To all the males who just mindlessly agree with EVERYTHING MrsMoon says: She's probably NOT gonna suck your dick.
Kitty on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
The only thing that pisses me off about Forsythe is the fact that he is an 'impromptu performer'. He doesnt seem to be able to present a show or talk about anyone else before thrusting people to one side and breaking out in a tap dance, whilst simultaneously grinning into a camera. And what's he done to piss off the Queen, that's what I want to know? 80 years old and about 65 of those in showbiz and no knighthood, when even Michael Caine's brother in law's dog has one? Hmmmmmmmm ........
Mohammered on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
jazz hands do not equal a knighthood.
ClimeySunt on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
big chinned cunt, everytime i turn the telly on this jibbering cunt appears .. 'your my favorite'...'marvellous'. FUCK OFF now and take that unfunny titwank tarby with you
Kitty on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Thank fuck. That rules Claire Sweeney and Gary Wilmott out then. Though Sir Claire Sweeney has a certain ring to it....
diepiggy on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
What the fuck?Brucie?has it been a while since you had something put up here?Did despiration take over?did you just type the last thing you saw on tv?Its okay it happens.I forgive you.
MrsMoon on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Token...i think you'd better cut down on your raw meat intake.
MrBeefy on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Forsyth is a twat, but a harmless one. He deserves to be here if that story about him shagging two Miss Worlds is true. Maybe he's had Token's missus as well.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Moony is absolutely right of course, but she's probably still not gonna suck my dick. And MrBeefy could be right too, seeing as how I put my woman on the game three years ago for a laugh.
Bongomag on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
What sort of cunt likes Brucie? I hope the cunt dies and fucking soon. So, he married a Miss World did he. Of course she was not attracted to his money...no no no course not. Come on Brucie die you cunt.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
If I stand on a mirror naked and look at the reflection of my ballbag I see Brucie. Or Lionel Blair. Cunts, in a male perinial divide kind of way.
GayBowelSyndrome on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
You mean Barse. Or Guch?
bystander on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
So we are all in agreement then?
MrBeefy on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Am too cunted to agree to owt.
MrsMoon on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
....sphynxster, you seem to have a pathological hatred and need to degrade women...you weren't in Ipswich any time last year...have they jailed that DJ by mistake?
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
MrsMoon posts some funny shit, but loses credibility points because of her yesman male fanbase, which isn't her fault, but she doesn't discourage these cocksuckers, so bollocks to MrsVain.
dandyboy on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
So, by that logic every time someone thinks a comment is funny, the poster is a cunt for not telling them to fuck off? You cunt!
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Discouragement and vanity. Stick your logic up your sweaty arsehole, fanboy.
dandyboy on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Sounds like someone's just jealous of the attention if you ask me.
MrsMoon on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
I can't control what people write...Jesus, this site is suffering a slow painful death through being starved of lack of real wit.
Token Heterosexual on Sat 23 February 2008 said...
Wit? You call luvvieduvvie fucking banter between you and the prick above you wit? Witless cunt. Arseholes like YOU kill sites like this.
Frix133 on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
He doesn't need to be on a hero on HM, the BBC have a full programme dedicated to him tonight as it's his birthday. Why do I have to celebrate the birthday of someone I don't even know??? Why do I have to be subjected to this self-obsessed 'celebrity' worship on the BBC again? Breakfast news coverage of the oscars all last week (I'm dreading tomorrow morning's coverage) - setting up tents and laying red carpets?? who gives a SHIT about kissing their arses and telling them how much the industry loves them? Just do your poxy jobs, put the money in the bank, and stick to 'performing'.
bystander on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
Nice to see you, to see you NICE. Give us a twirl Anthea.
kwebb on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
I find Bruce Forsyth tiresome. I'm guessing the over exposure he is afforded is because telly bosses daren't give jobs out to anyone younger as most of them are a shower of shit. If only Leslie Crowther was still around. "Look at this little showcase! Ha haaaaaaaaaa..." *adjusts specs*
matt0161 on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
guaranteed to loosen the hardest of hard ons
Titselinabumsquirter on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
OK, I'm going to go slowly on this one, Brucie is to some people a bit of a legend. Not to me or probably anyone else under fifty but you know what? The world doesn't stop existing when you turn 50. I assume I'll still want to be entertained and not by the future equivalent of Ms Allen, or whichever amoebic lifeform passes for talent. I reckon theres a good chance I'll propbably want to watch the people I actually like now unless theys undergo a perosnality transplant and I'll fully expect my kids to think I'm a tragic washed up old cunt because thats the way the world is. But to be so close minded not to be able to recognise that someone is genuinely talented and has earnt the right to be plastered all the TV for a week because they've spent 60 years entertaining the masses shows just how insular and pathetic the current generation is. It's the equivalent of saying 'we don't like it therefor no-one else matters and everything is shit'. Rant done.
sphynxster on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
Wanking now.
diepiggy on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
Could it be possible that thier are two groups to blame .Hm for letting shit through and screening out the post he dosent agree with and us for not being funny enough
ahknowme on Sun 24 February 2008 said...
And us for being desperate enough to continue commenting on Brucie. He'll be getting delusions of grandeur.
dandyboy on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
Token, I'd always had you down as one of the more intelligent posters on this site, but your dislike of Mrs M just for having blokes agree with what she posts stinks of misogyny. Show me one example of this so-called "luvvieduvvie fucking banter" from the last few months and maybe you'll have a leg to stand on, but from here I'm sitting it just looks like bitterness that the guys don't applaud your comments the way they do her's. Unlike Sphynxster, who's just a fucking imbecile.
happyaslarry on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
two points i have met Bruce Forsythe and he is actually not a very nice man at all. However that might be cos he 80 and cant be arsed to chat to people unless there is a camera on him also, I knew Mrs Moons popularity would waiver eventually. I for one think shes pretty funny however I forsaw that her genius would start to piss of people who only come on here and shout "he/ shes a cunt... blah blah... controversial..... sugar puffs" oh sorry, third point... I went blond this weekend and its making me feel a bit saucy like that sarah harding
DomV on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
Brucie thinks that WE think it's his real hair: doesn't that make you all feel just a tiny bit insulted?
ClimeySunt on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
nice to see you to see you...no it isnt you syrupy cuntwipe
PennyCentury on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
I fucking hate Bruce Forsyth and would rather chop my leg off and hit myself over the head with it than watch him do anything, ever.
bystander on Mon 25 February 2008 said...
Last thing Friday posts should be of the University type not so and so is a cunt. We have all week-end to comment. KEEP SUNDAYS SPECIAL.
diepiggy on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Entertaining for 60 years?deserves repect?But hes been shit for 60 years .All hes been doing is pissing people off .A couple of dodgy catchphrases and some shitty dancing and were supposed to worship him.NOT A FUCKIN CHANCE.Maybe this was considered good before the war but some how i think even in the 30s bruce forsyth would still be just another untalented cock end. Light entertainment=please replace the word light with not .
bastardcuntflaps on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Bruce Forsyth?
bastardcuntflaps on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Bruce Forsyth?
ChunkyMunky on Wed 27 February 2008 said...
Really don't like Brucie I'm afraid - his wig is like an errant tribble and his inane banter and shite catchphrases grate me like nails down a blackboard. Props to the old coffin-dodger for somehow convincing someone in showbiz somewhere that he's still worth a slot, but the final curtain can't come soon enough for my liking!! Nice to see you....no not really so please sod off!
dm321 on Fri 29 February 2008 said...
Forsyth or J.Ross on a Friday night - I know who I'd choose. At least Forsyth has learnt a trade. Will that spaz speaking appeaser should be recognised for the waste of money he is, along with Evans, and all the other lot of them. Reith would be turning in his grave.
bastardcuntflaps on Sun 02 March 2008 said...
cunt
bastardcuntflaps on Sun 02 March 2008 said...
cunt
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