JiggeryCock on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Damning with faint praise
MrsMoon on Tue 03 June 2008 said... ...all the drug pushers seem to think so.
Spong on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Only if you like bum sex.
catfood on Tue 03 June 2008 said... can't find parking there for love nor money. still a nice enough town tho.
SpackoMcDribble on Tue 03 June 2008 said... more twats per square metre though
joose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... also better than sheffield. apparently.
joose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... ...although i lived in brighton for ten years before moving to london so suppose i disagree with op
porkmaster69 on Tue 03 June 2008 said... brighton and all of its residents suck cock
joose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... ...true, i do miss sucking cock
Kermit on Tue 03 June 2008 said... It's like Blackpool but the fairies...
Kermit on Tue 03 June 2008 said... It's like Blackpool but with the fairies..
ComradeDuch on Tue 03 June 2008 said... what a load of bollocks
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Better than London to every gay.
ohmyliver on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Only for the truely delusional it is. Full of white middle class middle managers who couldn't hack London and nu meeja workers.
For everyone else, its one of the better small cities in the UK. Not on the par of Manchester, or Glasgow, and certainly not better than London.
littleleopard82 on Tue 03 June 2008 said... dont they call it the gay capital of england?
UncleBullshit on Tue 03 June 2008 said... That spastic from Big Brother lives in Brighton which is a good enough reason on its own to send in the Vikings
fantantric on Tue 03 June 2008 said... you are a little late with that assertion but yes, Brighton is famous for two things - gays and drugs
kwebb on Tue 03 June 2008 said... It's nice but it's too small. And too many smelly fucker squatter types hanging around the North Laines.
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Send in the Vikings? On my way for some marauding. There are a few good pubs there for ale quaffing before braining some spackers with a battleaxe.
michaelpalin on Tue 03 June 2008 said... you can see the pull of the current of the channel.
littleleopard82 on Tue 03 June 2008 said... there is a massive pub there , i dont know what its called but its like not on the sea front bit , i had my first dirty weekend there with my fella 3 yrs ago on june 6th ahhhh we were both very drunk and he fell asleep while i was attempting to do my suspenders and stockings i came out of bathroom TA DAAAAAAAA and snorrrrrre snorrrrrrrre
ComradeDuch on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I once read pornography in a gutter there at 4am after skinny dipping and cocktails at a Quaker wedding. It was quite a good day.
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Brighton is good, but then there are parts that are shit, like most places. Can we please stop having a pissing competition regarding towns? It's getting tiresome.
claire on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I had my ancient car- Eva the Viva- towed away in Brighton
once. It cost £80 to get it back and the car had only cost £60.
JiggeryCock on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Right!! I once had a 2 hour popper-fuelled, rimming session with two bisexual women in the Thistle Hotel, culminating in a three-way snowball. And they say the age of romance is dead.
kwebb on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I hope I didn't stay in your room after you Jiggery when I attended "Mobile Comms World 2001" with One 2 One in the same Thistle.
dandyboy on Tue 03 June 2008 said... UncleBullshit, you'll have to be more specific, there's been a lot of spastics in Big Brother.
MrBeefy on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I love Brighton. But the council deserve a fucking slap for letting the West Pier get into the state its in. Fucking Eubank lives there, which makes it a haven for cunts.
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Eubank lives on the West Pier? Lurking in the abandoned ruins like Darkman?
bystander on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I thought Brighton was nice in a faded seaside type of way but the downside was I had to park in Birmingham.
ahknowme on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Eubank did try to buy the West Pier. I wish the'd let him, would have been funny. I've lived in a lot of cities and love it here, but I wish the Londoners would stay away with their fucking high street coffee shops and meeja bollocks. The countryside's wank though. You have to go back up north for that.
ahknowme on Tue 03 June 2008 said... And the fucking tourists are annoying as well.
Kitty on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Eubank lives there, Preston from the Ordinary Boys lives there and Jordan and Peter Andre have a property there. Napalm it, now.
fuzzylowhangers on Tue 03 June 2008 said... It's a fucking dump, with ideas far, far about its station. It has a shitty stoney beach and is largely occupied by skanky looking ex London types who think they're superior for having 'escaped', and forget to mention that they now spend a fucking fortune on their daily commute. It's a fucking pit.
fuzzylowhangers on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Of course, I meant to say 'above its station'. Whilst I'm here, I'd also like to add that all the women in Brighton are fat fucks, who wear those spastic Croc shoes; whilst their 'partners' (as marrying isn't cool) shop in cunt-shops such as Fat Face, and ride longboard skateboards in attempt to capture the cool youth they never had.
SlipperyGimp on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I've never been, but I think if I was to announce to my friends or colleagues I was going to visit Brighton for the weekend that they might think I love the cock, and I DON"T.
jeannekat on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Brighton is to London what Palm Springs is to L.A.
joylove on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Brighton is too expensive, and full of meeja dahlings. And benders.
MrBeefy on Tue 03 June 2008 said... A few good restaurants, one or two good hotels, one that the IRA should have finished off and one Victorian pier that the Lottery Heritage people should be hanged from.
codhead on Wed 04 June 2008 said... well fucking stay there
fifthhorseman on Wed 04 June 2008 said... I live in Brighton, and I disagree with the OP, its an over priced shithole...
skibbba on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Does the OP tickle arse per chance?
picklejar on Wed 04 June 2008 said... There is something about Brighton that tickles my fancy.........
MrsMoon on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Beefy, i used to be a Brightonian many moons ago, but the people that own the Palace Pier seem to have some sort of strangle hold over the council and block any proposals for the West Pier, so it's been left to rot, which is such a shame, was such a beautiful structure.
HeroicDose on Wed 04 June 2008 said... MrsM, what could possibly rival the fantastic pub and riveting amusements of the Palace Pier anyway? Renovation would be a complete waste of time.
fuckwit on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Brighton is no place to bum your girlfriend, in my experience
MrsMoon on Wed 04 June 2008 said... ...who needs to go to Magic Mountain, USA when you have experienced the fantastic white knuckle roller coaster which is the size of a postage stamp. 3 Milliseconds of sheer terror.
HeroicDose on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon, I preferred the simulated rollercoaster ride across the astral canyons (or something) in a hydraulic box which sits about 8 people and always smells of sick and bleach. Whooooo-hooo!
JosephDeacon on Wed 04 June 2008 said... London by the Sea is too generic a term for Brighton. On my last visit, it was more 'Camden by the Sea', lots of crusties, dungy little shops/bars/head shops & a nice smell of piss in the air. Too many fucking people everywhere. More people than there are amenities, so it's all a bit bleeurggh. The hype has turned it from a nice little bolthole by the sea into a seething mass of student/yoof cuntdom & their 'cool' (which by definition is most 'uncool') Still like the arcade on the Pier & them fresh doughnuts tho'.
littleleopard82 on Wed 04 June 2008 said... i think i went on that one to heroic , i laugh when i go on rollercoasters , in a nervous scared way ...needless to say i was in fucking hysterics and came off with a crick in my neck
MrsMoon on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Heroic, you are indeed the new Byron, mad, bad and dangerous to know!
Barbersmith on Wed 04 June 2008 said... I knew a lesbian couple who used to live in Lahndahn but moved to Brighton. Very original. And no, they wouldn't let me watch. And yes, they were bad lesbians, not the good sort off the telly.
HeroicDose on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Thanks Mrs M, Byron did love his rollercoasters. Went on another of these simulated rides in Singapore once and it was like being in a fucking car crash. Nearly broke my legs off. Is that supposed to be entertaining?
gargoyle on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon, I can give you 3 milliseconds of sheer terror. Hell, I might even manage 4.
DoctorFunkenstein on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Brighton may well have a large gay population, and be the "gay capital" of England, BUT, the vast majority of people are straight, its not compulsory to take it up the shitter if you live here.
