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brian blessed	on Have I got News For You. Completely bonkers. Made Alan Duncan look like a cunt (MORE like a cunt acutally). Fucking legend.

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		RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I'm Brian Blessed...HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
		Kitty on Sat 03 May 2008 said... He is under contract to mention that he climbed Everest, at every possible opportunity. I didnt see him on HIGNFY, so I hope he didnt let his agent down.
		RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said... How could he, how could an agent ever be disappointed with a client with a beard like that. It's legendary.
		Kitty on Sat 03 May 2008 said... I believe there is an owl living in it.
		Geushky on Sat 03 May 2008 said... He didn't know that Alan Duncan was a gayer, his expression on discovery was priceless.
		buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Blessed, which he isn't, should be able to spot one considering the profession he's in.
		thegoonsquad on Sat 03 May 2008 said... GORDONS ALIVE!!!???
		HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said... ALAN'S A BENDERRRRR??
		bystander on Sat 03 May 2008 said... Mr Shouty but he was good in Z Cars
		kwebb on Sun 04 May 2008 said... The man is a national treasure. He should be given the snooker commentary job to give it a lift.
		Happyfinish on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I think he did know about Alan Duncan. As Paul Merton pointed out, he's an actor. Kitty- he did mention mountains after 7minutes and 24 seconds.
		cuntbag on Sun 04 May 2008 said... A great performance as host of Have I Got News For You? That's the next London Mayor sorted.
		Happyfinish on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I've just watched it on iPlayer. It was exhausting enough to watch, imagine what it was like actually being there.
		chinky on Sun 04 May 2008 said... hew was shit. made the show shit. yes, Brian we know you can shout. We also know you are a cunt.
		hainsleychariot on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I thought it was fantastic. First time in a long time I've watched HIGNFY with tears streaming down my face. The good tears, not sad ones.
		GeoffreyWode on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Brian Blessed is a god amongst men. He doesnt give a toss what other people think, is mad as a bag of nails and acts like he is on happy drugs all the time. The bizarre chemicals in his body make him pissed and high ALL the time. I am jealous.
		Happyfinish on Sun 04 May 2008 said... If you enjoyed that I can recommend Have I Got a Bit More News for You on the iPlayer. It contains an extra ten minutes and no bleeps.
		GeoffreyWode on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Happyfinish: (love the name) I just watched the HIGABMRFY iplayer and it was hysterical. Watching Brian fucking up the lines had me almost wetting my pants
		TokenH on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Sunday Telegraph interview from about ten years ago; "ST: What's your favourite breakfast? BB: Well I like to harvest the clit cheese from my wife and spread it on toast then let a giraffe fart on it. Yumsticles." Guy's a psycho.
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... That's an excellent response he gave, TokenH. Perhaps a little highbrow for the Telegraph?
		Kitty on Sun 04 May 2008 said... HappyFinish, thanks for letting me know that Brian of the Beard didnt let any of us down re Everest. Im only surprised it took him 7 minutes 24 seconds, as he usually manages it within the first minute. However, it's obvious from the YouTube clip that he was off his head on Class A's, so we'll forgive him.
		framey on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Shouty one trick pony but probably good on the lash.
		TokenH on Sun 04 May 2008 said... @HeroicDose: Nothing is too highbrow, or lowbrow, for newspaper filler these days. Or them days.
		Happyfinish on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Everest was only mentioned once, and not by name, in the programme as broadcast. In the extended sweary version it's mentioned quite a lot, including a rather graphic description of one of the party taking a shit near the summit.
		Kitty on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Ah yes, I forgot to say that he is also under contract to mention the "shit in the hood" incident. Im presuming its the same story Ive heard him tell everytime he appears on TV, where one of the mountaineers goes out into a blizzard for a crap, does it and when he gets back to the tent, the smell of shit is so strong that they suddenly all realise that the storm force wind had taken said shit as it popped out and plonked it into his hood, and as it re- melted the stench permeated the tent.
		MrsMoon on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Brian Bleesed...he's make a great librarian...
		MrsMoon on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Fuck...i can't spell anymore...Brian Blessed would also make a great nurse on an intensive care ward.
		MrBeefy on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I'd like to see him take over from David Attenborough. "THIS LEOPARD IS EASILY SPOOKED BY LOUD NOISES!!!..."
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... I reckon he'd be a good ninja. Or hostage negotiator.
		Adam on Sun 04 May 2008 said... A legend in his own beard. If we had a free vote he'd be Prime Minister, the world would quake at that booming voice coming from within his beard, and once again we'd rule the planet.
		scrambuzzle on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Pure genius, if he was available for funeral speaches I'd have hired him to do my fathers.
		Happyfinish on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Yes Kitty, that was the one. To be fair, if I'd climbed Everest I'd probably mention it quite a lot too. Maybe in a slightly less booming voice though.
		HeroicDose on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Neil Armstrong went to the moon but you don't hear him shouting about it. Mind you, unlike the great Blessed, he is an unfunny cunt. And sadly he has no stories about the stink of low gravity turds in the lunar module.
		Kitty on Sun 04 May 2008 said... Blessed would have got to the moon first, but they couldnt fit his magnificent face fuzz into the spacesuit.
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... AHH, I'VE GONE ARSE OVER TIT IN A FUCKING CRATERRRR!!
		Kitty on Mon 05 May 2008 said... MUUUUUWAAHHHhahaaHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... This comedian actor bloke also has an excellent shouty voice when he chooses to use it. Not the best example here but funny as fuck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI
		Kitty on Mon 05 May 2008 said... hahahaha, excellent stuff . Is that the guy who does Garth Marenghi's Dark Place?
		GeoffreyWode on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Heroic: Thanks for that Matt Berry clip. He always makes me laugh when I see him in a bit part in comedies. He was brilliant in Saxondale and the first series of Boosh. Got an awesome voice.
		GeoffreyWode on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Check out this clip from Snuff Box: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDjWLwqAPY
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... That was fucking funny Geoff. I know there are some Boosh haters lurking but I did think he was excellent as Dixon Bainbridge. "I said good day, sir!".
		GeoffreyWode on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Glad you liked it. The sketches they did as executioners were well good. This too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L61W6XnTGeo&feature=related. Just downloading all the Snuff Box episodes now...cant believe they went under the radar.
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... And Kitty, yes he is indeed. Sorry I didn't reply last night, Mr HM began kicking his server repeatedly, the Joey.
		McCrack on Mon 05 May 2008 said... I dont like to end on a down note, heres a song....
		chinky on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Brain Blessed was the original choice before Anthony Hopkins for The Remains of the Day.
		EwokNinja on Tue 06 May 2008 said... Best for the corner.
		Barbersmith on Tue 06 May 2008 said... We like Brian.
		GayBowelSyndrome on Tue 06 May 2008 said... It's amazing how small he looked in Lord of the Rings though...
		buzzybelew on Tue 06 May 2008 said... Geoff - thank you for introducing snuffbox to me. Fucking great.
		fuckwit on Wed 07 May 2008 said... He was the funniest thing on that show for ages. Even that smug prick Paul Merton couldn't get a snidey word in edgeways.
		MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said... All you Matt Berry fans, did you see his fantastic piss take of Jesus Christ Superstar called BC/AD A Rock Opera...it was hilarious.