catfood on Mon 19 May 2008 said... nuff said? who are you ? stan fucking lee?
GeoffreyWode on Mon 19 May 2008 said... The bottom of the barrel has been scraped...
EwokNinja on Mon 19 May 2008 said... good breasts, plump breasts; no weird scars (surgical or not), adequate proportioned nipple area, the kind you would associate with a good looking woman, not the ones on jeremy kyle or the chilled aisle in tesco.
ahknowme on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Not on a man though.
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Yeah, Ahknowme, fucking right. *Surreptitiously puts man-tits away*
TheDuke on Mon 19 May 2008 said... cheers for that image aknmowe *gets dressed*
Jendy on Mon 19 May 2008 said... they do have their uses.. but they aren't particularly heroic
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Duke! Get out of my mind and my beard.
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Sorry, had nothing to say.
catfood on Mon 19 May 2008 said... when i die i want to come back as jendys necklace.
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Wait, they have breasts in the chilled aisle in Tesco? When did Jack the Ripper become store manager?
TheDuke on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Nope, I have squatters rights.
UncleBullshit on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Yes quite right OP, breasts. Great big wobbly ones with malignant tumours.....cor!!!!
MrsMoon on Mon 19 May 2008 said... I've been renting out my cleavage to a small Polish family for some time now, they're happy, it's a good arrangement...
TheDuke on Mon 19 May 2008 said... How small are polish family? borrowers, pygmys or full size humans?
MrsMoon on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Normal size, they're very quiet though, which is a blessing...
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... I might rent out my semi. Duke, forget it.
dandyboy on Mon 19 May 2008 said... I've got Romanians living in mine. However I'm thinking of downsizing so they may have to go.
TheDuke on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Fucking hell Heroic, you're editing me now. That is not the ticket
ahknowme on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Maybe we could knit your beard into a bra, Heroic. *has image. regrets*
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Too far, Ahknowme. I'm even repulsed by that. Now that I've done it. Quite pert now though.
thundachick on Mon 19 May 2008 said... im still looking for a nice pert pair of man breasts..dont sell them in tescos though (sniffs)
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said... I'd give you mine, TC, but I'm kind of using them at the moment. And they are all tied up in a beardy hammock.
watersladelady on Mon 19 May 2008 said... I prefer mine stuffed with haggis and a rich cream and whisky sauce. Jersey Royals too. I'm too poilite to comment on knitted beard bras. Although Im trying to picture it and Ive come to the conclusion it's not something that I could add into my 'gets hard/wide to' on my profile.
FlangeMeister on Tue 20 May 2008 said... I must admit the present Mrs.FlangeMeister 36D's are rather splendid indeed.
GeoffreyWode on Tue 20 May 2008 said... My g/fs are fake. They just aint as good as the real thing. Theyre way too hard to the touch so I tend to focus on the downstairs area
MrsMoon on Tue 20 May 2008 said... ....i'm surprised you have the energy, Geoffrey, you must be out of puff blowing her up.
GeoffreyWode on Tue 20 May 2008 said... P.S. Mrs Moon: Stop hanging round forums desperately seeking male attention when everyone knows you are a) pig ugly and b) have no life.
catfood on Tue 20 May 2008 said... deary me geoff - looks like someones got a nasty case of the mondays!
man up, ya nancy.
MrsMoon on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Geoff, you have overreacted to a somewhat harmless jibe and so you're reduced to the old weak minded mole gambit, when insulting a female on here, by questioning her looks and motivation ...it's very dissapointing.
dandyboy on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Oh dear Geoffrey, calling someone you don't know ugly. well done. Are you Metal Guru in disguise?
Daddyfantastic on Tue 20 May 2008 said... I rather like the ones that look like fried eggs. And if any one is interested I have a massive filthy crack for hire.
GeoffreyWode on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Mrs Moon: You had a swipe at me for no good reason. Get a life you sad twat. Bet youre fat as fuck to boot x
GeoffreyWode on Tue 20 May 2008 said... P.S. I am happy to disappoint you, judgemental asshole.
catfood on Tue 20 May 2008 said... fuck off wode, you humourless fool.
dandyboy on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Comedy swipe I'd say, and light hearted. Unlike you Geoffrey, it was funny. And it's not like you don't go around taking swipes at anyone else on here either, fucking keyboard warrior.
buzzybelew on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Geoff, you are one touchy sausage. Mrs Moon - very funny.
sociopathicgrin on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Is there anything we can do to stop that irritating gayer cunt Gok Wan referring to breasts as 'bangers'?
HeroicDose on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Ah, Geoffrey, spreading the love again. Am I too late to play Goad the Wode? Never mind.
thundachick on Tue 20 May 2008 said... man bangers?..ive been looking in the wrong freezer in tesco!
essenceofman on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Stupid fucking cunt.
hijodeputa on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mrs Moon - Polish in your cleavage? What - like Mr Sheen? I have some rather *special* polish that I could rub into your cleaveage if you like. PS - Ignore that Wode chap - He´s such an uncouth cunt, unlike me of course.
FlangeMeister on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mr.Wode-haven't heard you unleash the wrath of Hades since your previous hilarious encounters with DickMarsh.Good form,old boy!
FlangeMeister on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mr.Wode-haven't heard you unleash the wrath of Hades since your previous hilarious encounters with DickMarsh.Good form,old boy!
FlangeMeister on Wed 21 May 2008 said... This fucking gibbon needs a big stiffy jammed up it's arsehole to sort this bastarding site out.GRRRRRRRRR!
Skiffer on Wed 21 May 2008 said... I don't like the ones like Womble's noses.
HeroicDose on Wed 21 May 2008 said... What Skiffer, stuck on the end of some hairy cunt who hangs around on Wimbledon Common looking through the bins? Not fucking surprised.
Barbersmith on Fri 23 May 2008 said... Big breasts are fucking superb. I love them.
