hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... how old are you for fuck sake
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Fucking wish that the OP's dad hadn't been embarrassed
ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... a packet of c-c-c-c-c cotton wool please aww turning red oh my cheeks are on fire oh something for the weekend sir
hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... n n n n no no miss you misunderstood
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Until the auto-till thingy fucks up and some fifteen yr old till tart comes over and giggles at your choice and then gets a supervisor involved as well to double check that mates cheese and onion flavour really are two for one hey OP?? If you get embarrassed about buying condoms you should be banned from fucking, you twat.
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yeah but he like to keep his mummy knickers cum free when he tosses off into them, with his sisters unwashed dildo up his arse.
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I always could. The bad news about the self-service tills is that they don't work on ringworm pills - those you still have to ask for, and notice just how the salesgirl tries not to touch your hands at all as she hands you your change.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... "Thanks for the gonorrhoea prescription, now can I geta tube of pile cream as well please luv. No the big value one please with the extra large applicator..."
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Go easy Vern, that was an attempt at a form of humour for which you are not ready....
onlyhereforthebooze on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Just do it like real men do ...... in the pub toilet's when no one's watching.
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Hes just seen Monty Pythons' Meaning of life
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... "well why don't you then?"
catfood on Wed 02 July 2008 said... self checkout tills are a boon! i've nicked a kings ransom in croissants, biscuits and sundry tasty treats from the fucking tescos down the road that dont ping the weighing mechanism in the bagging area when you slip em in underneath yer tin of luncheon meat and family VAL-U pack of blacksmiths anvils.
sandyman on Wed 02 July 2008 said... If you were'nt a slut OP you would have no need for condoms. dirty dirty dirty
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... or you could argue that .....Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Morning BigVern
ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yes catfood I use the power of crime too, wink wink to hoodwink the supermaket people. I get some cheap apples and I put them on the top of the dear apples ho ho I only pay the prices for the cheap apples. And I get pain au chocolats too but do I put them on top? No. I hide them with cheap rolls. He he he
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Good tip catfood. I'll have to try that.
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Fuck Tescos, the capitalist bastards. They make £900 billion a second, you know? It said so in the Daily Hate, sorry, Daily Mail. Shit, credibility blown,...
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... there is nothing embarressing about buying condoms , not that i have , but all you do is pick the one you want go to the till , pay and leave , no eye contact , or repartee is needed . better to be safe than sorry
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... like to go bareback do you LL82?
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... no but i have never needed to buy them . i don't have sex
Skiffer on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What the fuck is wrong with shoplifting?
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... not according to what's wrote on the bog door in the boozer
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... and what boozer would that be ?
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... The Strappadiktome Arms, allegedly. It also says "Vern sucks dogs dicks. Ring him on 0898-GIVE-IT-TO-ME-BIGBOY"
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Vern doesn't have sex either LL. buys condoms so he can have a posh southern wank
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... hahaaaaaaaa! oh blart , yes i know the one just on the corner next to smokers paradise
Dollydagger on Wed 02 July 2008 said... No point in asking you to pop down the fetish shop for a replacement inflatable boy scout then, is there OP?
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... "posh southern wank" Sale? I didn't know there were regional variations...
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Posh wanks are rubbish. Competely spoils the flavour afterwards.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... smaller condoms rrb...
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I heard Boots are doing roleplay outfits now. You can get the full catholic priests kit for £19.99 (with Boots advantage card points, of course) and get a free choirboys cassock thrown in...
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... that's why I live in the North sale ( Jason )
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Nah Vern smaller cocks up north too, just bigger guts to help hammer them home
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Statistically in the UK, the biggest are found at longitude 0.1282305555555556 and lattitude 52.2259
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Size isn't everything. You can guarantee it's a man with a small cock who says that
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I wonder if it's the same bloke who started the 'bald men are more virile' rumour
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... you will be saying that sale when your hairline finally goes south for the winter
Mohammered on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Condoms are for queers. Bareback or not at all.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Condoms can be cool if you wear a black one. Makes you look like you have a ninja cock.
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... ninja cock tee hee ! it's funny sale i was spun that line once about bald man ...but as i don't partake in carnal activities i wouldn't know
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I think you meant north vern you are in newcastle not sydney
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I did say north Jason you bell end!
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... ou will be saying that sale when your hairline finally goes south for the winter - bell-end
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Sale those co-ordinates are in Cambridge, the corner of Hampton road and Pretoria road. Is that your house?
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... no it's his boyfriends! ok Jason your hairline is going north then
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... damn, you can see why I never joined up with my mate stun, i though they were for my parents house in wolverhampton and vern, it's not you overly jealous closet homosexual you.
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... looks like its on the march to me jason
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... really, did you see it last year, or the year before then? vern when your iq, exceeds the size of your waist jog along and maybe we have a chat again
RealityStar on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Haha 'on the march'.
Size does matter I can assure you. Well...at least girth does. No one wants to hear it rattling in there or the sounds of an echo.
If you are embarrassed about buying condoms you shouldn't be having sex. I'm sure you'd be more red faced about visiting the clap clinic because you neglected to use them/buy them in the first place.
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I don't bother buying those nobbly condoms cos my penile warts have the same effect...
BigVernsMumSucksOffHobos on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Oh BigVern you naughty boy. Your mummy knows you've never had a girlfriend
fuckwit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I've always rather enjoyed buying rubber jonnies
Barbersmith on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Jason is a cunt. And I don't mean the former Blue Peter cat.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... that was funny barbersmith
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What are these 'condoms' of which you speak OP?
hijodeputa on Wed 02 July 2008 said... They are a device invented by Catholics, to stop protestants from enjoying sex, and to prevent us from breeding at the same rate as them. It´s a Papal conspiracy that would blow the Da Vinci Code out of the water if it became public knowledge.
....oh shit!
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Talking of catholics, that was one of the few times when Ali G was funny, interviewing one of the Orange Order in Norn Ayerlan.
"So, wouldn't you go with a catholic girl, even if she was well fit and had her own car?"
HughJampton on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Duke- ninja cocks are known as such because they are that small they get in un-noticed. I don't know what's cool about that.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Coz they're rock hard, HughJampton...and always finish the job or die. I've just 'contracted' one to enter your arse tonight.
