DickyM on Fri 25 April 2008 said... I once drunk 14 pints of scrumpy jack, after yakking up all over myself while I slept I woke up to discover id shat myself too
SlipperyGimp on Fri 25 April 2008 said... I hate it when Biddenden employees come on here.
TheDuke on Fri 25 April 2008 said... I hear its what terrorists drink. Osama Biddenden cider
claire on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Ha! I like it- Dukes joke and the cider.
buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Never tried it. Is it like Turd Juice?
Minxybbw on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Its fucking cider, it has to be shit.
Barbersmith on Sat 26 April 2008 said... I used to drink cider, then I left school. Poster - drink proper beer and fuck off.
Walloonophobic on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Cider = gutrot the following day.
Mohammered on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Cider's for pikeys.
FlangeMeister on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Cripplecock cider (available in Devon/Cornwall) does the job,otherwise cider is what 13 year olds drink when they first get served in a pub.
enoch powell on Sun 27 April 2008 said... is that cause 13yr olds are your friends eh? 'meister'
buzzybelew on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Cripplecock cider should taste of cripple's cocks. Should sue them under the trade descriptions.
FlangeMeister on Mon 28 April 2008 said... No,ya twat.That's when I first started going to pubs,and cider was my first drink.