| Natasha Bedingfield's 'Single' song is an anthem which will have every size 24 girl up dancing in any nightclub
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| Few things are more entertaining than watching someone try and fail to make the petrol pump hose stretch to the far side of their car.
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| Its only a matter of time before the cheeky girls do porn....
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| You feel good after taking stuff to the tip.
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| You know it's a slow news day when you are reading reports of someone's Wikipedia page being vandalized.
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| The Mass Debate poll won't get updated until 2012.
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| You know it's time to sort your life out when the first thing you do when you get home is log onto the HM board.
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| who the fuck comes to work with a thundercats luchbox
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| Deciding when drunk to repeatedly email a work colleague that you fancy the pants off is generally never going to work to your advantage.
No matter how romantic you THINK it may sound at the time.
Particularly when they are at Director level and sit next to you.
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| Few things in life are more frustrating than a migraine wank.
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| Had the Large Hadron Collider experiment failed, the DFS sale would have actually ended.
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| Professionally done family portraits are shit.
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| Men don't want women to be happy either
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| women don't want to be happy.
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| Ben Dover's chat up lines do not work in real life.
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| Literally is literally the most overused and misunderstood word in English
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| The bible is literally unbelievable.
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| All Morrisons staff have got B.O.
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| Girls will always hate other girls. No matter what they say.
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| You will always find a wanna-be media type (or 25 year old runner) nicking things off cunts corner and posting them as their status on facebook in order to look mildly amusing and intelligent.
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