| Recycling is the new prayer - it makes you feel better and makes fuck-all difference.
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| A person's class is determined by their use of the word 'Grandma' or 'Nan'.
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| A smoke alarm battery will only run out in the middle of the night when you're having a fantastic dream.
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| Time flies when you're having fun, but goes at the speed of light when you're having a shit at work.
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| Its difficult not to be suspicious of handsome vicars
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| Ferrero Rocher chocolates are Maltesers with make-up on.
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| If you think that she may be too good for you....she probably is.
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| The irony of making geek jokes about IT workers on an internet forum has escaped the responders' clique
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| There is an answer for every question. With the exception of "What interests you about the data entry job?"
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| R'n'B today is just pop music made by black people.
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| Being a Responder on this site is the 21st century / grown up equivilent to hanging around outside the Off Licence
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| Every man has looked inside a tampon bin....and instantly regretted it
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| No one is quite sure how to say the word "similarly".
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| No human being is more arrogant than John Humphrys
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| for every negative male post there will be an anti female counter, the bitches start it though.
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| Most men need to fucking grow up.
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| Extending the employees plus partners invitation to the office summer party to the IT department is pointless
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| All photocopier engineers wear short sleeved shirts and have their mobile phones attached to their belts
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| Old men wear glasses bigger than their faces.
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| No-one is quite sure why tennis can't be played in the rain, like other more manly sports.
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