| every bloke on mysinglefriend.com is:
a) a cock
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| Superglue should be treated with the same respect as youd give the sea in a catagory 5 or a very large mountain having an avalanche
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| 'Interactive menus' and 'scene access' are NOT special features.
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| At every pub quiz where teams can pick their own name, There will always be one "A-Team" and at least two cleverly thought out "B-Team"s.
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| Any man in the Territorial Army will tell you this at some point in the conversation within 15 minutes of meeting them.
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| Every girl on MysingleFriend.com is:
A: Intelligent
B: A bit of a chatterbox
C: Individual
D: A club lover
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| People who watch Prison Break;
1.) Women
2.) Men who haven't seen 'The Wire'.
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| Guy Ritchie is not a real cockney.
He is however, a real cock.
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| When at a curry house, ordering a dish with a name ending in sizzler will cause momentary envy amongst your fellow diners at the point of service and make you centre of attention with comments such as 'whoa, look at that!'
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| Heroes isn't meant to be funny
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| Never trust 'Top Secret Research'
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| According to top secret research carried out recently, 'The Rules of Modern Life' was deemed to be 48% more funny than 'Cunts Corner'.
When questioned, 7 out of 10 respondents went on to say that 'The Heroes' was either "Not funny at all" or "Hardly ever funny".
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| The Sex Pistols 30th reunion gig will be an accurate depiction of what the Derby and Jones club will be like in 20 years time.
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| Only marry a sex godess if you want to spend the rest of your life in Third World Countries buying babies.
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| The easiest way to get a rule posted is to ensure that it advertises your new Holy Moly Facebook App
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| After speaking with somebody with a South African accent, it is impossible not to say "Diplomatic Immunity" in a Joss Ackland style.
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| You can't polish a Kelly Osborne
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| What's the point in having a big dick if no one knows about it?
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| Correction - running for the bus is the second most degrading thing in the world. The most degrading thing is having your suggestion for a rule rejected by Holy Moly, then seeing some utterly, abjectly, unfunny shite appear
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| Running for the bus is the single most degrading thing in the world.
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