| sex swing is a gimmick for people who are shit in bed
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| The darker the privacy glass on the loser's SUV, the uglier the loser inside.
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| A return to form is a euphemism for same old shite.
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| Stealing lines from Peepshow is the new Doing-Newman-and-Baddiel-''History Today''-impressions.
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| Soft-porn is the most hated thing in existence as both people who like porn and those that hate porn all hate soft-porn.
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| Stories of impending snowfall are always accompanied by pictures of Highland cattle in a frosty field.
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| Subtle profanities are fucking cunty-wank.
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