| Tesco's Employee of the Month is the prime example of being both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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| Every man has given serious thought to deleting his porn collection after having a wank.
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| Every dilemma should always be settled with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
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| Emma Bunton, like Louise Redknapp, was born without any sexual organs.
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| Every man who uses a urinal will have had experienced "stage fright", usually when some prat next to you strikes up a conversation.
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