| At any given time in the universe, it is scientifically proven that somewhere Dale Winton will be looking orange and talking like a twat.
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| Drinking Fairtrade coffee is like licking your sister's twat. It tastes the same but just doesn't feel right...
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| Don't bother looking in the dictionary for the definition of desperation, just watch an episode of Coronation Street.
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| Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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