SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Real men don't get wet, they walk in the rain.
MrsMoon on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Two words...Steve McClaren.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I salute you MrsM. The case for the prosecution rests.
catfood on Wed 09 July 2008 said... the only reason to carry an umbrella is to protect your hairdo, and even so, a strategically placed copy of 'Guns n Ammo' fulfills that remit admirably. that is all.
tigerstail on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Oh God,I agree with Big Vern ! Time to die.
chinky on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Are anglers cunts as well then? I expect so.
ComradeDuch on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Pub garden tables are dreadful cunts in my experience
TheDuke on Wed 09 July 2008 said... My penis 'scrape' umbrella is huge coz of the size of my dingaling. Im a cunt for carrying it around with me. The women love it though. I got game.
Mohammered on Wed 09 July 2008 said... When the sun comes out will it be ''The bigger the sunglasses, the bigger the cunt wearing them.''?
I bet it will.
joylove on Wed 09 July 2008 said... A golf sale? If only someone would point the way.
Barbersmith on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Small umbrellas are also cunts - they do fuck all to keep you dry. So I hear.
RoosterDiamond on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Any umbrella is shite. I am a parasol man, born and bred. Third generation in fact.
Mohammered on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Did someone say ''Golf Sale''?