Barbersmith on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Yeah, the rape alarm.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 09 July 2008 said... It's handy for predicting fire drills, though.
ComradeDuch on Wed 09 July 2008 said... That's why I always miss the encore when they do 68 guns
HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Nice, CD, nice. For any of you who own a games console, you will also need a piss about every 10 minutes when trying to complete a difficult part of a game. Fucking bladders.
TheDuke on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Just take your games console into the toilet, HD.....and stop getting yourself excited too. Infact, no more Sunny Delight for you after 7pm.
sandyman on Wed 09 July 2008 said... nice hd,nice, for those of us who grew up and got jobs, you are always bursting for a piss when your bladder is full
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... That would be for the end of the school day then?
HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Sorry I forgot everyone here is too mature to own a games console. That's of course why we are all on this site...
hamstir on Wed 09 July 2008 said... try these -http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/207101312/adult_nappy.html
TheDuke on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Cheers for the tip, sandyman. I always wondered what made me want to pee,
sandyman on Wed 09 July 2008 said... your welcome duke, tomorrows lesson is why men get a funny feeling in their private parts, stay tuned.
TheDuke on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I normally get a funny feeling in my bollocks coz i have electrodes attached to them.
GayBowelSyndrome on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Dolly, have you forgotten to get your prostate exam again? You know you enjoy it...
Dollydagger on Wed 09 July 2008 said... And ten minutes before the fucking train you're on decides to break down in a tunnel.
Gordina on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Navigating to a loo on a dark train and using the facilities with only the sense of touch to guide you...Nasty.
littleleopard82 on Wed 09 July 2008 said... trains fucking freak me out ...i haven't been on one in 7 years
BigVern on Wed 09 July 2008 said... you like the sausage train that runs to tuna town though don't you LL82
bystander on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I never set the alarm to have a wee but if I did I would set it twenty minutes earlier.
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 09 July 2008 said... And then on to shitsville
MerylHighground on Wed 09 July 2008 said... CD, thanks for reminding me of one of the best submissions ever to Viz' Letterbox.
gak on Sun 13 July 2008 said... how old are you - 12..oh my god... i need to stop reading this site
