The less people working in Foxtons when I walk past in the morning, the happier I tend to feel

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	The less people working in Foxtons when I walk past in the morning, the happier I tend to feel

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		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... ...on your merry way to a day cleaning the bogs in Starbucks?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 09 July 2008 said... *fewer. sorry.
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I like your happiness barometer PT - hopefully the credit crunch will smite the fuckers from the face of the earth!
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... The problem is, they are human lifes equivalents of the cockroaches and nuclear holocaust thingy, they will always somehow survive.
		PennyCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Luckily I have sold all my shares in big fat ties, square toed loafers and Fructis beach hair wax.
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I realise it's considered axiomatic that estate agents are aresholes, but can anyone actually explain why? You CAN sell your house yourself, you know...
		ComradeDuch on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Good idea, Penny. I got out of the mineral water only bar game for similar reasons.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Did you know that people also buy houses Ricardo you thick prick? A bigger bunch of stupid, lying, cunts is hard to find
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Ok, sale. Use your no doubt peerless intellect to explain how an efficient property market would function without these people acting as intermediaries to match buyers and sellers? Or we could just call each other cunts, which seems to be your maximum output.
		Barbersmith on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Go Ricardo.
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I'd like to apologise to the board for sounding like an arse, but for fuck's sake. I used to come here because people were wittier than me and had interesting things to say. Now I come out of habit and I despair of the sheer laziness of the contributions: "I hate Radiohead", "I hate Coldplay", "I hate the last thing I saw on TV last night, whatever it was" on and on and on. And now what have we sunk to? "Estate agents are cunts?" How original. Why don't we just gather together and read Bernard Manning scripts if that's our best attempt. It amazes me how, for people with so much opportunity to communicate ideas, to challenge each other, to make each other laugh, we produce such slow-witted bollocks.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 09 July 2008 said... DAMN YOU ALL FOR NOT BEING WITTIER THAN RICARDO, he's not annoyed, just disappointed in you all.
		HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... If it produces more excellent Ricky-Rants then I'm happy to be disappointing.
		HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Sandyman, I left that wide open for you. Hurry up for cunt's sake.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Ricardo, the fact that there is a housing market which needs people to facilitate the sales does not mean that those same people should be held up as bastions of professional decency. Your presumption that a 'market' of any description needs facilitators is actually questionable but Foxtons do actually (and unfortunately in my opinion) exist. When you can actually remove your head from your rose tinted ass, harking back to some HM glory day, open another browser, find a site called google and type in 'foxtons illegal practices' and then maybe come back and show us all just how witty, articulate, communicative and interesting you are when defending your the"intermediaries that match buyers and sellers". It would actually be a nice change rather than your usual whining halyonic self
		Kermit on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Back in top form again Sale aren't we... mind you, have you actually been away at all Jacques Dutronc? anyway, thanks for delivering your usual 10 liners, always pleasant to read after 2 glasses of wine over an over extended business lunch.. almost sent me dozing off.
		Kermit on Wed 09 July 2008 said... May I say something on the Foxtons bunch now? Kent boys in loafers and pink shirts, you get the picture. Having said that, they did sell our house really fast so I hate to say I'm grateful to the lil cretins.
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Your search - halyonic - did not match any documents. Suggestions: Make sure all words are spelled correctly. Try different keywords. Try more general keywords.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I think that I meant halyconic and I'm fairly sure it isn't exactly the right word....I just liked it. Hi Kermit, still pretending that you have some sort of high powered career I see? And, my favourite little frog, you do really like my long posts so stop pretending you complimentary little amphibian, you.
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Got it: Halcyonic- 1. calm; peaceful; tranquil: halcyon weather. 2. rich; wealthy; prosperous: halcyon times of peace. 3. happy; joyful; carefree: halcyon days of youth. 4. of or pertaining to the halcyon or kingfisher. –noun 5. a mythical bird, usually identified with the kingfisher, said to breed about the time of the winter solstice in a nest floating on the sea, and to have the power of charming winds and waves into calmness. I'm flattered. Thanks, Sale!
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Well, I'm pleased to bring a smile to your seemingly permamently disappointed face Ricardo........now remember, try and be funny yourself in future and don't blame others for trying when you are unable to do so yourself. And that will be 50 pounds for the 50 minutes please.
		RicardoSplat on Wed 09 July 2008 said... ...and with that, they trudged away into the traffic fumes, friends once more.
		Kermit on Wed 09 July 2008 said... SOTC, there no high powered career and no pretence to have one either, just a decent job with a nice MD who always takes the team out for birthdays! Now do me a favour and stop bickering and wanting to have the last word with Ricardo, and come up with some funny prose please,which will make the reading of the next comments worth perusing.
		bystander on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Have I missed something? Do Foxtons only employ serial killers or seal hunters?
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I'm off to Greenland in a couple of months and I do really want to go seal hunting. I will eat the thing though, which makes it OK. Kermit, you cut me, I am always funny....
		Kermit on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I feel the Brigitte Bardot in me surfacing Sale, and I'm not gay. Oh damn... I might actually be. FatVern said so... the thick cunt might be right after all.
		BigVern on Wed 09 July 2008 said... yeah I am right you spotty ginger bastard, you love the cock
		MerylHighground on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Estate agent or the weather? Something has brought out a premenstrual streak in you boys this afternoon. Watch it, or some cunt may tell you to chillax.
		TheDuke on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Chillax, people.
		MerylHighground on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Thanks Duke. You and I could be the Richard and Judy of flagging humour y'know
		sandyman on Wed 09 July 2008 said... ricardo whats wrong with cleaning bogs then? are people who do less important jobs than you pure scum by your own definition? its people like you ricardo who make me come on this site and type in the word CUNT at a very alrming rate. If you want witty ricardo watch an american sitcom, if you want purile idiotic and childish banter, WELCOME TO HOLYMOLY. PS sorry heroic was having my lunch, cheers mate anyway* PPS ricardo you CUNT*
		ahknowme on Thu 10 July 2008 said... My mate shagged an estate agent and said he was the best she'd ever had (and she'd had a fair few). Looked at them a bit different after that.
		Kermit on Thu 10 July 2008 said... ahknowme- look at it a different way. All her previous "fair few" shags were probably just very shite. And that Foxtons chap had a few lines of coke beforehand, tricking her into thinking he was actually a top shag...