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	You've never seen proper suffering until you've seen a woman lugging a hoover round while you're recovering from flu on the sofa.

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		themong on Wed 09 July 2008 said... The stupid Doris would be suffering from a teeth kicking ffs
		littleleopard82 on Wed 09 July 2008 said... WHAT ?
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... The sun moved from behind thick cloud as I read this and I simultaneously laughed again.
		onlyhereforthebooze on Wed 09 July 2008 said... You're right. My nan with Lung Cancer was nothing compared to pulling a fucking hoover that's on fucking wheels anyway! Cock.
		BigVern on Wed 09 July 2008 said... pull her pants down and stick the hoover pipe up her arse and swich it on! that will make her wince
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I think that it was something called 'a joke' o.h.f.t.b, you know....funny......unlike.....you
		BASIC on Wed 09 July 2008 said... That actually made me laugh vern. First time you've ever done that. Congratulations.
		claire on Wed 09 July 2008 said... She's pretending to suffer. She knows you've only got man-flu and is trying to worsen your headache and piss you off by hoovering.
		BASIC on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Sounds like the sort of thing my wife would do.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... No shit Claire.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 09 July 2008 said... BASIC, give up in this adult fantasy of yours....
		BASIC on Wed 09 July 2008 said... That's rich coming from BigVerns alter-ego!
		BigVernn on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Damn. Foiled again!
		Barbersmith on Wed 09 July 2008 said... This makes little or no sense. Still, SaleoftheCentury liked it.
		HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Taser the bitch.
		teddypendennis on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Undo her manacles, just for 2 mins mind.
		chinky on Wed 09 July 2008 said... claire - did you know Bruce Willis was actually dead all the time in 6th Sense?
		joylove on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Whenever the hoover is on clasp your hands to your ears and moan "shutup, shutup SHUTUP"
		HeroicDose on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Joylove, I do that on the train, rocking back and forwards like mentaller.

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