As sure as the sun is out, "lads" will always bad-mouth 'fat birds' while spectacularly displaying their own flabby, pale, hairy torsos in the local chav pub.
slugpoo on Tue 08 July 2008 said... piss off fatty
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Roll on by OP, you tubby bint.
Barbersmith on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Lay off the cakes lardy lady.
sandyman on Tue 08 July 2008 said... bet the op wears leggings and a tshirt that says "hot stuff" on her size 28 body
JiggeryCock on Tue 08 July 2008 said... As soon as the sun is out......a load of waddling adipose tissue, with gunts and off-putting crop-tops hit the gym, in the vain hope that two weeks (maximum) of perambulations on the cross-trainer will counteract the previous 30 years ravages of alcopops, chips, childbirth and fags
MrPickles on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Okay the OP may be fat, but i hate "Lads" even more especially the one's you get in pubs
teddypendennis on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Well that's that subject wrapped up. Now fuck off, all of you.
catterina88 on Tue 08 July 2008 said... slugpoo, is that the new song from Bad Manners? Eg "Piss off fatty, ah piss off fatty, for the reggae." etc etc...
Bonello on Tue 08 July 2008 said... OP has a 'babe on board' sticker in his car window.
HeroicDose on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Sukha, I tie my beard under my man tits to give them a bit of a lift. A bit of hair-based ingenuity costs nothing.
RoosterDiamond on Thu 10 July 2008 said... I only have the one man boob. It is central on my chest in a cyclops fashion. The nipple gets erect when it senses the smell of Giorgio Beverley Hills.
Kitty on Fri 11 July 2008 said... That's quite a talent Rooster, I think you should youtube it.