All men have done the 'buffalo-bill', tuck your knob between your legs thing from Silence of the Lambs, to see what you'd look like if you were a girl. However, only us genuine film fans have done it while wearing a cape made from human skin.

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	All men have done the 'buffalo-bill', tuck your knob between your legs thing from Silence of the Lambs, to see what you'd look like if you were a girl. However, only us genuine film fans have done it while wearing a cape made from human skin.

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		Nadiestar on Tue 08 July 2008 said... i once made an ex grow hair like wolverine..... hmmmmmmmm
		cornishben on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Good story, Nadiestar.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Cape-shmape. You're NO-ONE unless you've leapt over the Berlin Wall on an 80 year old Triumph, in just a t-shirt and jeans, like Steve McQueen in 'The Great Escape'
		timbro on Tue 08 July 2008 said... class.
		sensisarah on Tue 08 July 2008 said... mangina?
		hamstir on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Was probably not the best outfit to wear while meeting the in laws though. The berlin wall in the great escape hmmm something fishy this way comes
		shitkicker on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Steve Mcqueen didn't go anytwhere near the Berlin wall in the great escape
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... vagenis?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Shitkicker - no but I DID and that's the key point!
		tigerstail on Tue 08 July 2008 said... McQueen spent 20 years riding that bike around the Fatherland waiting for the Berlin wall to be built because he couldn't find the Swiss boarder (who was in bed with your mum ha ha)
		Barbersmith on Tue 08 July 2008 said... I shot an oxygen tank inside a shark's mouth once and killed the greedy fucker.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Right who wrote this, Buzzy or Duke? Come on, own up.
		sandyman on Tue 08 July 2008 said... op did you use your pissflaps as your coat of skin? because you sound like a big cunt.
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Not me, HD. I have a constant erection. I can't actually tuck it between my legs....i sometimes tuck it between my brothers though
		catterina88 on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Mmmmm, human skin...my favourite.
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Indeed catterina88. It's very versatile. I have a hammock made out of it...and a rather fetching pair of curtains made out of the skin of Right Said Fred.
		TheGunt on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Kojak's scalp makes for a lovely lampshade
		littleleopard82 on Tue 08 July 2008 said... HA , HD , as soon as i read this i thought exactly the same , had all the hallmarks of that pair .....just need buzzy to clarify now
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Buzzys trapped in his own bear pit at the moment. He's a very clumsy 'scientist'.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Duke, we'd better go and rescue him before he starts eating his own ribs again. Have you got the meathooks to drag him out again or have I?
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Come on HD/Duke. Or, I should say, HD/Duke/Buzzy. Time to face up to that multiple personality thing.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Stop talking to ourselves, Ahknowme.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... (I only said the fiirst 'yeah').
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... No I didn't.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Which one of you spelt "first" wrong. Was it me?
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... HD, not my turn to rescue him. Last time it took me ages to get his balls out of the vice.
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... I fecking hate the idea Buzzy and HD as one person. That is some sick bearded shit. Behave AK before a tin of whoop ass is opened
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Hmmm... behave... googles
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Nah. Not gonna behave.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... If you do open it, you'd better use the whole tin of whoop ass, Duke. You wouldn't want to be wasting food.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Here's a tin opener. That's how scared I am.
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Behave, AK before the demons are released. I will not waste a good tin of 'kick poop'on you for no reason. coughs up a huge phleghmer for extra sticky lube be warned!
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Dont need a tin opener. I hear you come with a 'ring pull'
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Is that true AK? Most women use a vibrator for self-gratification. A ring pull is fucking odd.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... The tin opener was a tease. The Duke has no hands - just hooks. Even a ring pull is beyond him. And hence beyond you too. It's that hooky impotence that causes all that vitriol.
		HeroicDose on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Does that mean Duke needs a cock piercing to tug himself off?
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Its true HD, give her a good shake and crack open her 'ring pull' and watch bum soup hit the fucking ceiling. Shes like cheap pomagne.
		TheDuke on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Elbow wank, HD. ELBOW FUCKING WANK for the last ten years.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... You're talking to yourselves again.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... Sorry, missed the word 'shite' out.
		ahknowme on Tue 08 July 2008 said... And Buzzy wants that elbow back, btw.
		MsDjSpanky on Tue 08 July 2008 said... I once saw a bloke on telly put his tail between his legs, put a firework between his arse cheeks and set fire to it. I had it on VHS for years.