littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... thats because red and green go together , you know like at christmas
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Until I get me hands on 'em.... Arrrrggghhh Julianne Moore, Gillian Anderson.... clench, man, clench...
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Mmmmmm Scully mmmmmmmm...
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Juilanne Moore, Sable? I'd sooner try and shag a rabid kangeroo.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Are you mad?! They are fucking mental Duke. Stick to alligators with toothache, much more ammenable...
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... *dyes hair red , puts on a suit ...adopts a weird american accent that is texas ..ish .......spots an alien....*
MissChampion on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Because they are Irish and therefore leprechauns?
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... RRB - i do actually have my reservations about shagging animals. Mostly coz i dont know the rules. 1) is it technically rape? They may not report it to the police but i still think its still shagging without consent 2) Do you perform oral sex on them to get 'em going? 3) if the animal is female do you still bum 'em even though the have a fully working mimsy. 3) can use sex toys on them? 4) can you shag them in missionary position?....im confused *eyes the cat up*
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... *prowls into a herd of wilderbeast ...*
hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... i'd put socks over your cats claws if i was you duke *applies more iodine*
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Come on Duke, you've shagged plenty of dogs before now
UnclePodders on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What a fucking wank ROML
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I've 'loved' alot of dogs but never shagged. Only ever been to third base...a little light fingering and the occassional 'chum round the bollocks' trick.
QWERTYOP on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Seriously, is the monkey having a day off today? Fuck me.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Dicky, put that away...what the fuck! why is at that shape? have you been wanking round corners? Whats with the bend?
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Im left handed so if you have a palm down wank instead of palm up you automatically pull left. Thats what my doctor told me anyway, well I say doctor; more man stood next to me at the urinals.
sandyman on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I sometimes wear green but then i am not a redhead though i have put a tango can on my bush to see if i suit a ginger minge.
ahknowme on Wed 02 July 2008 said... There's a lot of ginger in my family but we only wear black on account of the mourning.
PennyCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Black is really better for evening, ahknowme.
ahknowme on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Mourning only in the evening would be insincere.
JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Dicky I dunno about your exotic wanking style, but I've just got back from the golf course and after reading your post, with a some visualisation technique and alot of aversion therapy, my perpetual slice has magically disappeared and I was splitting the fairways (fnarr) like a bastard, every drive!
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... JC - Dicky being lefthanded and spack limbed doesnt make it an exotic wank. Ive seen him rattling one off. It's anything but exotic. Have you ever seen any one drool over their own balls whilst having a epileptic fit? Its like that... but add a bowl of cornflakes and a starving kitten! I have punished him by denying him all visiting rights.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Glad you've sorted out your 'stroke' though.
MrBeefy on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Never mind the shape, why is it that colour? *calls Doctor*
personunavailable on Thu 03 July 2008 said... My hair is dyed red (still haven't got over my little x-files crush...) and I never wear fucking green. I'll only wear green if that Gok Wan says I shouldn't ("Cock Wang", anyone?)
Barbersmith on Thu 03 July 2008 said... That ginger off The Bill doesn't. He wears black and white.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I do my bit to help and thats the thanks I get, oh and the kitten was ok last time I saw it....
thegreeneyedmonster on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Gingers are sexy............
Quimface on Mon 01 September 2008 said... They are fit
