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		rehab71 on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Stole from few months back...shame on you!
		bystander on Sun 29 June 2008 said... or a nightmare involving the house burning down.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 29 June 2008 said... not exactley modern is it , smoke alarms have been around donkeys years ... i would consider ,an infra red , gets you on your mobile smoke alarm modern
		RoosterDiamond on Mon 30 June 2008 said... this is part of the recycling roml I think.
		BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Recycling makes no difference, apparently

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