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		dandyboy on Thu 26 June 2008 said... And BigVern is the annoying 14 year old bugging you buy him fags and porn.
		DKP4 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... 'Grown up' might be a step too far.
		clusterfuck78 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I still do hang around outside the Off Licence, it's a great place to pick up teenagers
		EightAce on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Nuthin wrong with hanging round Offies, though this site is sufficient if its rainin', or Ive pissed meself.
		fluffbucket on Thu 26 June 2008 said... 20 Marlboro Reds and a bottle of Thunderbirds please
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 26 June 2008 said... My ID? Ahh, I've only gone and left it in the new flat I've just bought. What with me being a real adult an' all...
		Razorjaw on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "Gimme all the fackin' money out da till, yer cunt!"
		PowderKeg on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Who else is going to buy 8 Ace for the teenagers in the area. Those bus shelters won't smash themselves.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I sort of hang out at my nearby off licence. More because I drink an awful lot than for social reasons.
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ComradeDuch - you can buy a crate of beer or a botle of vodka and then go home....actually, i prefer the idea that you're stood outside the offie buying a can every 15 minutes. Thats my friday night sorted.
		BeatenBlackBlue on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I've grown up and moved on from Off Licence, I've started to hang around schools again.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Sadly that's pretty much how it works, Duke. I crack open the can in the shop, drink it walking back home but before I get to the front door I've finished and have to go shopping again. I am the beer Sisyphus
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Im not judging you mate. Well maybe i am alittle. Mostly about cracking the beer open in the shop. Thats not good etiquette. The walking home and realising you have to go back is just good exercise. Though buying a BMX, 2 sizes to small for you, would be a good purchase. Make sure you buy your last tinny with £1.80s worth of mixed coppers.
		TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "Mixed coppers" - 1ps and 2ps isn't exactly very mixed but you know what i mean.
		GayBowelSyndrome on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Methinks the OP is always worried when he goes to the Offie that those kids will be hanging out outside it and will stare at him and he won't know what to do. He has never been in a fight apart from when he was punched a couple of times when he was 12 but he never retaliated. Massive cunt.
		bystander on Thu 26 June 2008 said... As I buy my beer/fags/crisps/ online and never leave the house this is a substitute.
		littleleopard82 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... new flat RRB ....mmmm ...does it have a queen size bed and balcony ?
		danno on Thu 26 June 2008 said... With me Blackberry I can do both simultaneously. This is the true 21st century.
		Chelloveck on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Nice shoes clean shirt
		LuciferSam on Fri 27 June 2008 said... There weren't off-licenses in the 20th century?
		BASIC on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Na, you didn't them as there wasn't 4000% duty excise on drinking in the pubs back then.