Extending the employees plus partners invitation to the office summer party to the IT department is pointless

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	Extending the employees plus partners invitation to the office summer party to the IT department is pointless

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		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I wish I couldn't read.
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Ctrl+Alt+Del, Shutdown
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... is there a prize for bad posts today?
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Speak for yourself OP. Our IT guy is a legend. Funny fucker, built me and four other guys in the office custom laptops for cost, drinks, swears, doesn't wear glasses and doesn't smell. Oh and his missus is quite indecently fit and has a wonderful habit of wearing skirts that are ever so slightly too short. You can almost see her quim I swear to god.
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... is embarrassed
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sudo rm this_shit_post
		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If one person looks i will be made up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0fr4O_Svs&NR=1
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I looked Duke, and DELETE FROM roml WHERE id = 79055
		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Im made up.
		BWW on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Anyone who attends an office summer party has no friends outside work. OP, try www.match.com
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...or if you already have a partner - www.cheatneutral.com
		MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fiver says the OP works in IT, has recently met a real, live girl and has just discovered what his dick is for. Get back in your box, you silly cunt.
		bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... "Office Summer Party" isn't there anybody on here with a real job for fucks sake.
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Where is Kingmaker?
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... He's gone to the 'other' place.
		ClimeySunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... fuck off OP nobody has a summer party unless your a cunt with no mates
		Kitty on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Kingmaker's dead, Geushky? Someone ring Derek Acorah.
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... No, not dead Kitty. He just frequents the 'other' celebrity website www.lemonparty.org more regularly now.
		Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I don't think 'they' have a Team Quim.
		ourmaxine on Thu 26 June 2008 said... My Bf is an IT tech, he's very handsome and also the best most inventive and filthiest shag ever. Think the OP is getting real life confused with the TV. Its very easy to do if you are not very bright. And it is your only friend. Btw wtf is a "office summer party"?
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I work with a load of German IT people and I kid you not, the one guy keeps pet budgies (he has three of them) and he has given them all email addresses and networked them. I have no idea what he means by that by the way but he was very pleased with himself. I am trying to get the email addresses from him but I we do struggle to communicate.
		catfood on Thu 26 June 2008 said... i think thats more to do with the fact he is german. if he invites you to go down to his cellar make sure yer mobile is charged.
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I'm still trying to work out how he networked the budgies.
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... We've only managed it with puppies.
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 26 June 2008 said... hey Geushky, that was amusing. Keep up the good work!
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Say no to casual racism Catfood
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Got it! mini-Wireless card, strapped to the budgies chests. He probably has given each of them a static IP address rather than using an address from the DHCP scope.
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Geushy, I can now appreciate why we have never seen 'eye-to-eye', you are one of 'them'......aren't you?
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Affirmative.
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... SOTC: You, on the other hand remain a enigma, wrapped in an riddle, coated in dog shit.
		hypnochoad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Used to temp in an IT dept, mix of great guys and weird geeks. now work in another shite temp job and the most boring bellend in our office has been seconded to IT. Still comes back up here and bores us all shitless with tales of the IT dept.
		hypnochoad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Also, he gets free razors from gillette on the condition that he shaves face/armpits/pubes etc and fills out questionnaires for them. Rather than just lie and get free razors he actually shaves all over. Sick fuck.
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Smooth.
		claire on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Surely he can't shave his back,sack and crack himself? Is that possible?
		Geushky on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Anal beard management with a razor is an essential male-grooming skill.
		hypnochoad on Thu 26 June 2008 said... well as far as i know he doesn't have a girlfriend. so either he's extremely flexible or has a very willing friend. i'd ask but i think in this case ignorance is bliss.