All photocopier engineers wear short sleeved shirts and have their mobile phones attached to their belts

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	All photocopier engineers wear short sleeved shirts and have their mobile phones attached to their belts

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		chinky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... * gives up *
		redexile on Wed 25 June 2008 said... thud zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
		Razorjaw on Wed 25 June 2008 said... cums
		Vlad on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Grabs Beretta, goes into McDonalds, Wastes group of tourists, kills self
		catfood on Wed 25 June 2008 said... eats own head
		on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuck off OP you fucking BORING CUNT. ARGH
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sticks finger up own arse, retrieves emergency sweetcorn, bends space and time, puts cat in schrodingers box, reinvents the zeppellin, pines for the return of allied carpets, develops new type of spoon, gently caresses noel edmunds beard, steps on out, breaks every rule, goes on picnic with johnny hates jazz, throws bread at argentinians
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I've been having a really nice chat with BigVern on another thread, he goes home for his tea, I think that I'll have a quick potter to see what else has been happening and this is fucking it. What a cunt of a last half hour at work.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... have you noticed how all fireman seem to wear black jackets and yellow helmets? what a fucking amazing co-incidence
		UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... correction: firemen
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... jesus hates you op
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It makes a change for Vern not to be calling you a turd-burglar Sale - two opposites brought together by a love of allotments. Oh, and this is the worst ROML EVER.
		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I hate Jesus. I've been dying to say that for years. I feel better now.
		dandyboy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I've noticed that a lot of doctors wear white coats. I kill me!
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... is it the sandals or the dress duke?
		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Do-gooders do my noodle in....and magicians are a bit spooky.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 25 June 2008 said... They all wear short sleeved shirts to avoid getting toner on their long sleeve ones. Obvious to a child. Sadly however, this is the rule for all photocopier scrotes I have ever met.
		buzzybelew on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You're a do-badder, Duke. I like that.
		TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Buzzy - more like a do-wronger. You know i slaughter at the same altar as you...yet the beasts i give to the gods are getting bigger. I just sacrificed a dinosaur.
		ClimeySunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you lazy fuck get on with your work and stop drooling over the engineers stinky bum crack
		pabloq on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Haha, very true OP. When I cared about a photocopier engineer working with men in 1996. LOL ROFL