littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... what about blanche off corrie then ? god corrie , i haven't seen that for weeks ....in the dentist once an old lady tripped over the end of the base of the chair and as she was kind of falling , she was just staring at us , she had on them massive bins that magnify your eyeballs , my god i nearly wet myself ...oh dear ...you had to be there really
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Anyone remember Sunny Mann? She was female, her glasses could be seen from space.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Su Pollard's glasses can be seen from Alpha Centauri - and she's Claudia Winkelman's mum.
ComradeDuch on Wed 25 June 2008 said... How old is Timmy Mallett? Well done OP if he's a pensioner.
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... su pollard is not winklemans mum ...pah ...haha ....is she ?
ComradeDuch on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Of course she is, LL82. You know the scenes with the ballroom teacher in Hi-di-hi? Where do you think Claudia got her passion from?
chinky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... only in Martin Scorcese films.
Hatstand on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Some OPs type rules with more letters than their IQ score.
(37 if you are counting numbnuts)
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I want a pair of glasses like Larry David's dad in Curb. They're MASSIVE
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...all you want out of life is massive glasses, Fuckwit? Same as me!!! They liquidise my food here...
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... The queens glasses are fucking huuuuuaaaggge. As Mr Eddie Izzard put it: "Soon they will be bigger than her body. And she will light many fires..."
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...i heard the royal lenses are made from disused Bentley Continental windscreens...or did i dream that, RRB?
Beeker on Wed 25 June 2008 said... that's because thay all have massive ears to support them.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Trufax MrsM. The queen finds them valuable in a scrap. There's no point having glasses that break when you're head butting a particularly irritating European royal. She can get pretty feisty after a bottle of gin I can tell you...
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's not all I want, Mrs. I also want to screw Ana Ivanovic, with extreme prejudice
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... And they would be bullet proof no doubt, i wonder if she leaves the wipers on when she's out in the rain on state occassions?
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuckwit, i reckon you will, you are persistant, puckish and will stop at nothing to violate an eastern bloc tennis player...Good luck! We need an English entry at Wimbledon.
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... http://www.shelleyberman.com/Gallery/pages/lalaw.htm
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/curb-your-enthusiasm1.jpg
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuckwit, are those bins HD ready? They are impressive.
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I want to be ancient and Jewish almost as much as I want to be gay, or a les
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... female tennis playing rabbi...that might cover it...
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuckwit you have to share Ivanovic. Spitroast? ..... Sorry, where are my manners, MrsM care to join?
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *faints again*
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i want a big pair of Oliver Goldsmiths sunglasses that Audrey Hepburn wore in "Two for the road" so I can look like my Mum when she was young and then maybe Dad will give me the fucking I so desperately crave
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *laughs tits off*
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...i'll try anything once, i'll bring the Robinson's barley water...and the nipple clamps...
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Will you wear boy shorts and a white cotton tuxedo?
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Yeah...alright...spats?
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Can I wear the aviators and white scarf from last night MrsM? I'll bring you a Biggles hat as well of course fuckwit
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yes, of course RRB, and have you got one of those joke scarves with the wire in, as a sort of ice breaker?
chinky on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Fuckwit - The big glasses play-off is between larry David's dad and Robert De Niro at the end of Casino.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Yep, looks like I'm doing 450mph at all times. Need to grow mandatory RAF moustache as well. "Treat ya woman like ya treat ya kite. Jump inside her three times a day and taker her to heaven and back. Woof!"...
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Flash heart!! Do you have the saucy moustache? I have....
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Chinky, i have a late contender!! Look at this poor cow! http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd128/kagedfish/NitWits/Karla%20Baby%20Pics/BigGlasses.jpg
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MRS MOON !!! HA HA ...you just actually gave me the biggest laugh i've done all day ....i was just scrolling down , non - responsive and then saw JOKE SCARVES WITH WIRE IN ...oh jesus think i split a side ...
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ..are you ON something LL?
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If you are Leopard I hope you brought enough for everyone.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I'm alright thanks RRB - I've stocked up for My Bloody Valentine at the weekend.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... bless you , LL....are we going to get fucked up dressed as aviators? We could all get jobs with Aeroflot...
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I already work for Air Quimtas MrsM.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Not TWA...Try wanking Across?
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... How about JAL, Jerking Across Laptops - not that I do such things of course.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...not according to my webcam...you'd give Grantham a run for his money, Captain....
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's hard not to looking at your profile pic MrsM...
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... no wonder i'm yellow...
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Sorry about the hepatitis BTW.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's clearing up...is that Anubis, if you pardon the expression, in your pic?
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ..I think I picked it up off some roadkill...
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... That is indeed Anubis as the Greeks called him - the Egyptians called him Anpu (always knew that Archaeology degree'd come in handy)
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I won't pry...
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... God of death or the underworld...anyway., erm, big fucking glasses, yes..erm...
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i was thinking i'd come along in one of them big brown jackets with the sheepskin ...you can fly the front pit ...i'll be in the second ....oh i hope we don't all crash in the andes and then have to eat each other ...RRB ..I would really , really , hate, that
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... CaptainCuntflaps, saw MBV on Saturday....it was fucking powerful
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Can't wait UncleB - it's been years since I left a gig with my ears ringing..
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Uncle...good as ever? Worth the reunion?
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Jesus I go off for a quick tug thinking about Mrs Moon in boy shorts double teaming Ana Ivanovic on Centre Court.... and when I come back you're talking about fucking airlines and music. How you've all changed...
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... How dare you fuckwit! I'm still here hanging out the back of Miss Ivanovic, and MrsM has been sterling work with the nipple clamps. You buggered off and left the job half done. And I bought you a Biggles hat and everything *continues to rodger world number 1 but in a sulky manner*...
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *strolls in , gives ivorbiggun or whatever her name is a swift right hook out the way and adopts position *
Hatstand on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You really are a bunch of cunts aren't you? Go and start a forum somewhere else for your "witty, edgy" banter. Fucktards.
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *feels suitably chastised*
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... http://www.oodora.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ana-ivanovic-tennis-player-hikes-skirt-higher.jpg
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... hatstand , while the small of your back looks delicious , your buttocks , however look like they are sagging to far apart ...care to elaborate ??
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MrsMoon....definitely worth it, it was like a big noisy demented suckjob from a 12-headed hydra. It was almost as prolonged and intense as the sexual experiments that my Auntie Boris performed on me during my early teens *slashes the words HELP ME into left forearm with broken glass*
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I tried so hard to get tickets, instead i settled for Neil Young...
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Tickets were available on the door!! Plus the touts of course
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Wonder if there are any saturday tickets left...
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Im talking about the Roundhouse gigs....after that i gave up and spent my monies on a gig to see Neil Young, Primal Scream and Rufus Wainwright at the hop farm...£54 not bad...i thought
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MrPickles, I'm talking about the Roundhouse aswell....we went on the 21st and there were plenty of tickets about....tickets for the Manchester shows have actually dropped to about £15 on Ebay
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I'm amazed, i thought tickets were like gold dust...
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Hatstand, harsh but perhaps fair, i will not be allowed to be lead astray again...*removes clamps* fuck, that smarts...
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I sit corrected, someones actually selling a load off for a fiver each!!
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Whens the manchester gig, UncleB?
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Saturday and Sunday Duke - I'm just working out whether I have the cash and drugs for the saturday gig as well.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Sell a leg Captain. it will be worth it...or just mug me for mine. i reckon im going.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Should get a ticket for saturday off eBay for a tenner so I'll just have to survive the weekend on £120 - it looks like no hideously expensive snakebites in the Apollo for me then.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... to anyone who's vaguely interested, this is my first and last post on youtube, my only attempt at sound editing...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cFTg148lZ8
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I dunno, my life is pretty pathetic, i sold a load of my DVD's so i could buy beer, then i sold a load of my CD's to afford the Neil Young gig (some good ones too, Steely Dan, Nick Cave, The Replacements, Quicksilver Messenger Service, not before i ripped them to the PC) i regret it now....at least i'll be able to hear Neil sing 'Old Man' in his creepy lady voice.
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MrsM... genius
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I know it's a bit amateurish, but i'm glad you liked it!
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Only adds to the charm
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... mrs m , i well liked that song , who sings it , was it before my time ...also i would have carried on but the first dark cloaked man walkin on his own scared the shite out of me soi had to switch off :(
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Actually, i have just completed another one, you may be too young to get this MrPickles, but ain't nothing if not prolific! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sFR_prizVo
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I dunno, obviously ive heard of the show Fingerbobs and the song was voodoo child, but other than that, i dunno...is there a hidden joke?
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Not really, just the presenter, Yuffi, was a right old hippie and it was a bit of a trippy show...i thought it suited the mood of the programme better!
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MM - if you ever post a link like that again, i swear to god things will get messy. I had my hands full. i couldn't turn it off. Mr Curtis used to live fours doors from me.
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... This one time i was too poor to afford any acid, so instead i bought some salvia from this shitty little paraphenalia shop round near me, i got home me and my mate decided to watch Mr Benn while tripping...awfully scary 20 minutes....i still cant afford acid, i decided i might go on an Orange dot hunt round London...
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... plus no respectable dealer would sell LSD 25 to some jumped up well spoken shit like myself
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... TheDuke, i'm not sure if that was a compliment, it held your interest, so that is enough! MrPickle, please look after your brain, i don't think it needs tampering with...
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... it doesnt, but theres nothing wrong with adding a little sauce to the ol' plate o' chips.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... "i love a party with a happy atmosphere", should of come with warning MM. Normally you make me smile. That did not.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Aw, Duke...i thought it was a winning combo! Never mind...
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MM - i suggest a link to summat good to negate the affect. Do it quick before the bleach soaks it to my ears and eyes.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *puts down megaphone, folds up director's chair, takes off jodhpurs*
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *covers MMs arse with towel* "sorry mam, your modesty was on public display"
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpoGy_WIcCY
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If thats not comedy gold then my name isn't Mrs Moon! (which it's not, of course)...
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I thought it said faeces. Am I turning into DickyM?
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MrBeefy, that's when dementia sets in...
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Redeemed MM. Loved that. I want them shoes. I've read books about that.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Harry Relph, my hero! I've seen his boots y'know!
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Oh well, I'm in good company.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Read The Illusionist by Auster MM.
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Ok, perhaps not. I am confident that I'm not the only fruitcake here, though.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Above the Water Rats pub in Kings Cross, i have connections...! Will do, i've read Little Tich's biography, sad life really, ripped off by nasty wives!
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You're not Beefy. You should know that by now. I have ten priests round me at any one time, just to calm the demons.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... MrBeefy, you said a mouthful there...sometimes i wonder about myself.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ...i am in a maximum security hospital, typing these missives with my toes...
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Here's lovin' you both.
MrBeefy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Here's lovin' you both.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I may be thwick MM but I know my books. Read it, you will enjoy. I love Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton etc..and Auster made me realise how little i knew about what makes them so appealing.
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Have you read the roots of comedy about Laurel and Hardy? That's pretty good, also recommend Peter Cook's one by Harry Thompson and The Life and Death of Peter Sellers by Roger lewis...thanks for the recommendation! x
BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Do you realise that old men wear glasses bigger than their faeces?
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I fucking loved fingerbobs and had actually forgot about it till just now. Ty ty ty
MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i did too, Dicky, Yuffi must of smoked some camberwell carrots in his time.
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I got the complete bagpuss for my kids too and forced them to watch it
libertyvalance2008 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sniff. theyre too old for it already time just goes..
EightAce on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Pipkins was the best. Hartley Hare and Pig....
TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Old men wear trousers bigger than themselves. Like a pair of legs with a head.
MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ..sounds like Peter Crouch.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... And their ears are fucking massive
TheDuke on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ...and noses that have hairs growing out of the tip.
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Does anybody remember the frankly horrifying Little Big Time? There was a red indian chief made out of sewage pipes and he was called Chief High Pipe - whoever came up with must have been smoking the chief high pipe...
MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... ....Don't remember that at all, were you on crack as a nipper, Captain? I remember Mary Mungo and Midge, Cloppa Castle, Mr Benn and all the rest, but thats ringing no bells...
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... It would have been on in around 1972 just before Crackerjack on a friday - that cunt from Freddie and the Dreamers was in it. You know the one. Freddie.
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I've just googled it and found a pic of Chief High Pipe - he doesn't look as scary as he did when I was two. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/littlebigtime.htm
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I preferred Bod and Chorlton and the Wheelies - you didn't need to have had a bad acid trip to appreciate them.
MrsMoon on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Bit before my time Captain, but looks scary as fuck...did they have bongs in the script wrting rooms in the children's telly department?
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... It was the early seventies so I imagine they were dropping brown acid into their eyeballs - saying that I used to get freaked out by Vision On, though.
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Talking of acid what's the OP on because I think I'd like some.
buzzybelew on Thu 26 June 2008 said... Anyone remember Children of The Stones? No neither do I.
