claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... What like cricket?
Krooner on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's because they wear white.
SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... the referee is made from sugar.
Razorjaw on Wed 25 June 2008 said... They're all Gremlins.
bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Darts, dominoes or snooker?
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... or..... nearly everyone knows why because they aren't completely retarded
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i was gonna out derrr because it's sliperry but now i'm laughing at spacko's little comment
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... er and by the way ....whats all this about MANLY sports , i think you'll find there are women , rugby , football ,basketball,hockey and tennis players ...sexist twat
tommog on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Because the court will get slippery and they will fall over. Also tennis balls dont bounce in puddles. But a valid question well made. Let me know if you need help with any more of life's conundrums, like, why do cars have stearing wheels etc
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... and topless volleyball LL
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... But to be honest LL82, womens football is shit and womens rugby is full of dykes. Who watches basketball or hockey of either gender both games are just shit.
Womens tennis is much better than mens though if you minus those god awful grunts.
claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You're on form today spacko.
PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 25 June 2008 said... womens rugby is full of dykes, eh? Just imagine, a sport played by women who aren't sexual objects for jeering morons, what would be the point of that?
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... alright harry , fookin smart arse , and big vern a woman should never play topless volleyball it would wreak havoc with her breast tissue and muscles
catfood on Wed 25 June 2008 said... and rugby has got to be one the most homoerotic sports ever conceived. ping pong - now theres a game.
claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... And she might poke her own eye out.
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Exactly Princess, what would be the point?
Although Womens golf is one of those and is even shiter than mens golf, which is really shit, only beaten by baseball on the scale of super shit sports.
Shmuck83 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... To be fair though... Women's tennis is shit. The only high point is leering at objects such as Ivanovich/Sharapova/Jankovich/Hantuchova and Billie Jean King...
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Bollocks Princess loads of lasses in my office only watch football for the "fit blokes in shorts" they don't have a fucking clue about the game itself
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Vern, they probably just tell you that to avoid having a proper conversation with you...
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... they find it hard to talk with my cock in their mouth as you well know
Shmuck83 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... They also find it hard to call for help with your cock in their mouth and your hands around their throat
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Yes. Can I have my anal plug back now please, or is it still lost up your mammoth arsehole?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you ARE my mammoth arsehole
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I think we should have a whip round to get Vern laid, it's a while until his Giro turns up and he may just calm down a little. He lives in Sunderland so it shouldn't cost too much.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sorry meant to say yep shmuck they like it rough instead of just yep
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Newcastle actually Sale and anyway I got laid last night just ask your mum she fucking loves it brayed up her
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... My mum is dead Vern
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yeah dead fucking horny
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sorry sale went too far, sorry to hear of your mums passing
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... You really should stop shagging cadavers Vern
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... wow a your mum and sex joke, I don't think I've heard one of them since I was 14
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... It's all right, she's not really but good to see that you have the lower limit :)
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... well you were in for a treat then weren't you harrythebastard
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... *sorry meant to say yep shmuck they like it rough instead of just yep* I thought Vern was a potential rapist...now its kind of confirmed. No offence Vern.
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I certainly was. I must admit I enjoyed it a little bit.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yeah I must learn that no means no
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Its not your fault you're a caveman. There are more of you out there than you think.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/435_captain_caveman.jpg
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you know what? that's the funniest thing I've heard a gay man say in a long time :)
hypnochoad on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i'm starting to like vern and i'm not sure why. i think it's because although the content of his messages is the same the spelling and grammar have improved a bit.
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... SOTC you are excellent today
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... what since your last boyfriend was taking you from behind and telling you just how beautiful you were, that sort of thing?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... only you know about things like that sale you fudge packer
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Alluding that BV has ever had a boyfriend is giving him too much credit.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Sorry, customer then.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... unlike you cumgargler you've been pricked my times that a second hand dartboard you dirty slag
hypnochoad on Wed 25 June 2008 said... he's still a cunt though.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... don't be so hard on Sale hypnochoad he's not all that bad for a bummer
on Wed 25 June 2008 said... BV, you're just jealous!
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... nah I'm not a puff like sale
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... BigVern - i do think you're the bollocks. You're like a talking wart. keep up the good work.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Oh well, what do you do in Middlesborough Vern?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Newcastle sale, Newcasle.... I just tend to my allotment
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yeah it is, have you got one?
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Just put my name down for one over here actually. Fingers crossed and all that.
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... aye good luck mate
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... 50 Euro's a month, for 150 square metres and hopefully hear the first sunday in the month
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... not a bad price that sale, got yourself a barging there, have you looking into irrigation systems?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sorry bargain, I know how much it means to you
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... The couple who have had had it for the last 30 odd years (pre Berlin wall) are knocking on a bit and it seems to be totally fully functional. Even got a little summer house and I haven't had a garden for three years since I was in London so it should be good
claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Sale-Will you be able to annexe the plot next door if you like the look of it?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yeah you'll enjoy it down there sale, my was like Terry Waite's when I took it over
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... What for Claire, two times 250 square metres and I'll have 'grounds' not a bloody allotment and do NOT tell me that vern and I can chat over the fence....
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... you can't beat a good chat over the fence with a cup of tea in your hand
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Quite right Vern, maybe I build the fence high enough though so that we need to talk through it...?
hypnochoad on Wed 25 June 2008 said... it's quiet, too quiet. who's gonna call who a cunt first? or is it my turn to be on the receiving end?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yeah build it nice and high sale
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I think so Vern, wouldn't want you to end up topping yourself would we?
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... no not really sale
BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... well that's me done for the day now sale off home for my tea .... see you tomorrow
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... See you Vern, always a pleasure, never a chore.....
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... SOTC - that was strange...very strange indeed. What just happened?
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Hmmmmmm, not quite sure Duke, quite surreal in so many ways...
littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... no SOTC , don't be so filthy ....ahem .... i meant you are making me chuckle if there was a fight between you and vern , i would get my pom poms out for you
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Well danke für das LL, very, very kind but I do try and avoid fights with big people.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... SOTC - i dont want to ever see that side to you again. its unsettling. You can call me a few names if you want...just to help you get back on track.
Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Were you about to give each other a mutual fisting fo rold times sake - you sounded like a couple of grandads there!
Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Were you about to give each other a mutual fisting fo rold times sake - you sounded like a couple of grandads there!
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Hahahahaha, Just dreaming of my allotment Duke, happy days....
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Something called irony sniggering, you start to understand it, when you get older.
TheDuke on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Im still not liking the way you're acting, *provokes* Oy SOTC, you big gay leftie. i hear your mum couldn't decide what sex to bring you up as, coz of your vaganus and moobs. What you think to that, cunt face?
harrythedon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Allotments are fucking cool. I use to have one back in Blighty. Only £15.50 a year.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Not today Duke, I'm off home for wild salmon steak on a 'bed' of rocket, with cherry tomatoes and a very nice German weiß beer. Take care y'all!!!
