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		littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... and i'm getting bored of coldplay /chris martin posts
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 June 2008 said... 'For you I'd bleed myself dry' - Isn't that some kindof a legally binding contract right there?
		PennyCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Making a hackneyed observation in a roundabout manner does not make the observation any less hackneyed. You spastic.
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... His next child will be called Bland.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I know a Martin Martin and a Steve Stevens lives in his road.
		BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... His next child will be called Accident
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... It will be called Skip - after where it was conceived.
		watersladelady on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OP, shouldn't that be the other way around?
		HeroicDose on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He should call his kids Pine and House.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Or Steve
		HeroicDose on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Aston?
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... This is such fun isn't it ?! Ok- my go - Saint
		HeroicDose on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Doc?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I'll help him sleep, with the pillow on the wrong side of his head.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... That or dry riding the shitter off gwenny for an hour or so.....
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I will try...to fix him, the flange.
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Chris Martin is immune to his own music. When he has trouble sleeping he tunes his ipod to James Blunt.

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