The time it takes for a female pensioner to use a cashpoint is proportionate to the amount of time it takes Pete Townshend to release a book about Paedophilia.

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	The time it takes for a female pensioner to use a cashpoint is proportionate to the amount of time it takes Pete Townshend to release a book about Paedophilia.

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		littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... haha please stop now , i've laughed too much today . But hey give 'em a break
		merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I was wondering what you were on about thinking 'hang on, they don't have cash machines in prison and why would they be so slow?' and then realised after reading it again you said 'pensioners'. Mind you, if you'd said 'female prisoner pensioners out on day release' then that would have been okay too. Carry on.
		Kitty on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Brilliant.
		LuciferSam on Tue 17 June 2008 said... So when do we get to do you up the butt?
		twmc on Tue 17 June 2008 said... That's a fucking shit rule for so many reasons. If he was quick to do so and you said inversely proportional, fine. But with the way you've constructed that malformed pile of brain-spaz it makes no sense at all. Why proportionate when they're both unalterably long amounts of time? What's the fucking point of a proportion in that? Will pensioners rush the bank if he does release the book? Will a cold-snap put his writing on hold? Will it fuck. Fucking ill thought out nonce-sence.
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... If he stopped wanking over the pictures the cunt might actually get round to finishing it.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Last week I was stuck behind one angel bait who checked the balance on mini statements for 5 bank accounts. Didn't take a penny out.
		watersladelady on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Angel bait!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! quality!!!!!
		bystander on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Tommy has a lot to answer for but I was wondering wether the "soaraway" Sun will serialise it when it comes out.

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