claire on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Are you the same person who pisses/shits in the sink? Can't you afford more than one piece of rag? And what the fuck is a toffee hammer?
claire on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Oh yes- and why would you even want to break up a cum rag? So many questions...
kwebb on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I'll cherish this advice. What is a cum rag?
missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... How posh is the OP? Not only a special hammer for breaking toffee but uses a cum rag as well. The ex just used the curtains.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... is it what women use to mop up juice if so then i just order the me fella to get some bog roll then get him to take it away and flush , a man should know his place
merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I think he may be talking about a Kleenex, the kind that's kept beside the bed for pre-post noctural onanism. Not that I'd know y'unnerstand 'cos my 'cum rag' breathes and makes me morning tea. Still, the OP poses many questions. Personally, I'd use a 2Lb clump hammer, I mean, why fuck about with a toy toffee hammer?
missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Why can't men just use a Tesco bag and some cooking oil and have done with it. No need for a cum rag.
WinkyWankyWoo on Mon 16 June 2008 said... What is an OP? Probably bleeding obvious but I can't work it out.
missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... old pensioner wanking into a tesco bag with cooking oil of course.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... ORIGINAL POSTER ? OFFICIAL POSTER ? ORGASMIC POSTER
SkinnySlut on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Carrier bags (Tesco or otherwise) are on the way out. Perhaps OP is boldly trying out new materials for cum rags ?
WinkyWankyWoo on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Thanks....OP = Old Pensioner then!!
SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I'm struggling to work out whether the average poster is either a virgin, or really, really common. Or both.
merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... If you tie the handles together on a Tescos carrier bag does that count as bondage?
missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Original Post Winky - I'd hate to give you false information since I'm not a politician.
TheDuke on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Fucking amateur. Once you get the 'rag' hard enough it simply becomes a catching-tray, that you can conveniently scrape out the bedroom/office/old peoples home window. You can also use the 'tray' as crusty place mats at fancy dinner parties. The guests need never know...but you do. *winks*
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 16 June 2008 said... The best way to break up the OP is with a baseball bat.
TheDuke on Mon 16 June 2008 said... SOTC - not being a cunt here... but what are you saying in your profile pic? I think it needs a caption. Im thinking "SaleoftheCentury suddenly realises that the guy in the police uniform is really Jeremy Beadle and his car really hasn't been crushed my a giant skip"...Am i close?
TheDuke on Mon 16 June 2008 said... *my* = by. did i need to explain that? Nope.
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I just dip mine in a boiling pan of water: Hey Presto! Tuna Soup.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... the duke = funny ....i have laughed so much today
MrBeefy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I have no idea what a cum rag is, OP. That's because I am a socially competent, grown man who has been with ladies. You did make me laugh though, you creepy little fella.
bystander on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Just prop it up at the end of the bed together with your underpants and last weeks bottom sheet.
Frix133 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... When cracking said cum rag with toffee hammer, remember to wear a mask. The dust could be lethal if inhaled.
UncleBullshit on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP, theres no way I'm hitting Mummy with a toffee hammer
slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Ironically, if you come on toffee, it dissolves the lovely sticky sweety. Trufax.
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Steamroller. Save the debris. Gravel path within a year.
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Patio in five.
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I reckon Sale is saying, 'Hey... look at that cunt in that mirror.'
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... (Only joking, Sale. You're not all bad. I'm even in agreement with you a lot of the time. Don't tell anyone though).
Frix133 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Would make great papier mache for the kids to play with. The genuine stuff also stinks, so no-one would know.
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Pop it in the microwave for 45 seconds, a drop of lavender and you have a nice hot flannel for your gran.
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... The dirty, cum loving frigger.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... buzzy, i bet granny would love that , make her sleep lovely !
TheDuke on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Its good for the wrinkles.
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... She's been asleep for ten years, Little L. She does love it though.
TheDuke on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Dont we all. A hot spunk flannel should be given out on planes, rather than lemon jizz ones.
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I suppose there are enough gay cabin staff to just pop a dry flannel on your face and deliver some fresh dressing on you. But only in First Class. Economy you get Glaswegian Tramp, with a hint of Tennents Super.
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... They should just pretend the plane's going to crash. All the blokes would wank then, I reckon.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... aww bless her buzzy , does anyone notice ? when you are trying to prise the coffin lid open for her relaxing treatment??
buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... No one is allowed in the root cellar, little l , except me.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... the root cellar , buzzy , can i just say you unerve me slightly
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Buzzy's a big softie. He runs the owd folk to the bingo in a mini-bus.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... haha of course he does , i tell you what , you lot are on top form today . give yourselves a pat on the back
ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Buzzy has leather gloves with spikes in the palm... if ever he offers to pat you on the back, LL, politely decline. Distract his attention by pulling legs off spiders.
littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... i don't really like spiders any other suggestions , i can do daddy long legs ?
TheGunt on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Then they'd just be daddies.
buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I wondered how they made that brown sauce.
DKP4 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Best ROML in months.
buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... You're welcum.
