THe most evil, devious and manipulative people in the world are fat middle-aged women, most of whom wear white pants on holiday

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	THe most evil, devious and manipulative people in the world are fat middle-aged women, most of whom wear white pants on holiday

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		missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I always thought the most evil, devious and manipulative people in the world were divorce lawyers and celebrities like Posh "my career is over and I can't stand being ignored" Beckcock.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... No, it's my mum.
		missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Beat her with an egg whisk for calling you Brooklyn.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... No, honestly, it's my mum.
		fuckwit on Mon 16 June 2008 said... How the fuck do you know what kind of pants they are wearing, OP? You dirty peeping tom
		missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... White pants on holiday should only be worn on the head. Minus skid marks of course but sadly that is rarely the case.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I've worn these underpants for so long now I can't work out if they're brown with white stains or white with brown stains.
		missspooge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... You could set up a great business there buzzy.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Terrorism, Miss S, pure Terrorism.
		claire on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Why OP?Have you just woken up in ones bedroom with a hangover and a sore arsehole?
		batteredcodpiece on Mon 16 June 2008 said... They wear white pants on holiday until I get at them. Then it's wham, bam, thank you someone-else's mam.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Sounds like Robert Mugabe has perfected his disguise.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... ..or met my ex-wife.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Translation - got blootered in Magaluf, pulled one of these honeys and have now got terminal herpes
		gak on Mon 16 June 2008 said... come on OP sit down, take a deep breath and tell us all what happened...
		merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Bring on the regression therapy!
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... There can be few things more satisfying in life than pulling down an older womans pants
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Do you work in a nursing home and have an insane job fixation?
		WinkyWankyWoo on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I've always thought that white pants are sexy.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Dicky, are you talking about your mum again?
		bystander on Mon 16 June 2008 said... or pulling them back up again.
		UncleBullshit on Mon 16 June 2008 said... libertyvalance, I wholeheartedly agree with you....although nursing home employees who do 'toilet duties' might be slightly more sceptical
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... They're handy if you drift out to sea on your lilo. Impromptu sail.
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I'd be dead now if not for my pants.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... ah - don't they get heavy and drag you under? Mine do. Could be the heavy turdage though.
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Only when I use them for deep sea diving.
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Ballast.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Indeed uncle, I did mean the ones you pick up who are a few years older (16 years older or so). Not pissy/shitty old fruitbats.
		MrBeefy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I have a thing for older women...ahem.
		MrBeefy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I have a thing for older women...ahem.
		MrBeefy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Twice.
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... So quickly, Beefy? Takes me a good half an hour nowadays. Respect.
		MrKite on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I thought it was rapey looking Austrians...oh