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	No one understands how, after a crime has been committed, people are able to describe to a sketcher what the criminal looked like, and how the sketcher was able to produce such an accurate portrayal of the cunt.

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		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... i had to give an e-fit thing once , and when woman showed me the pic , i have to say looked sod all like him , but i told her it did anyway because i wanted to get down the boozer
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... That's why you should always wear a bally. And make sure you kill everyone.
		MrsMoon on Sun 15 June 2008 said... very public spirited, i'm sure, littleleopard82, how many more were murdered because of your alcoholism? Anyway, the best sketches are the ones from the Old Bailey and shown on the news, everyone looks like they have 80% burns. I would like either Matt Groening or Terry Gilliham given the job.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon , it was nothing major , it actually happened in our local pub , some fella came in looking shady , was on his mobile which we all thought odd as no-one ever got reception .....then it turned out poor old pete the landlord had been tied up in an armed robbery there , took some booze fags and apparantly couple of tubs of sahara nuts ---- TRUE . It's ok they got them .
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... just to clarify i said " yes , it looks like him ABIT "
		randomboo on Sun 15 June 2008 said... If you saw some of theose people "e-fitted" on Crimewatch in real life you would call the cops anyway, for being too fucking ugly to be true.
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... They all look like Nicholas Lyndhurst.
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I did a police line-up once. My mate got picked...the dodgy looking cunt.
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I did a police line-up once. My mate got picked...the dodgy looking cunt.
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Well he hasn't been on TV for a while.... hmmmmm rubs chin thoughtfully
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Does he look like Nicholas Lyndhurst?
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... ^ Nicholas Lyndhurst that is, not Beefy's mate..
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... No no.... oooh we are all posting at the same time here cums
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... He looks a bit weird. He's a physicist now...which explains a lot. For a minute though, we convinced him that his only hope was The A Team
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Stop coming Kitty, you know you'll only have to lick yourself clean.
		Hillbilly on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Quite a few criminals and dodgy fuckers have pixelated faces if they appear on programs like Police Wanker Accident.
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... What a poorly constructed sentence.
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Spot the Teacher!
		ahknowme on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Funny name for a teacher.

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