There are few things more satisfying than using fly spray. Maybe using mustard gas on Chris Martin, but thats illegal.

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	There are few things more satisfying than using fly spray. Maybe using mustard gas on Chris Martin, but thats illegal.

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		Frix133 on Sat 14 June 2008 said... greenfly spray on roses is as satisfying
		FuckYouCunts on Sat 14 June 2008 said... This is marginally less funny than arse cancer
		BustySinclair on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Pouring salt on snails is also quite good.
		orange on Sun 15 June 2008 said... OP is Chris Martin.
		orange on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Sorry, that was meant for the sink pissing rule.
		orange on Sun 15 June 2008 said... It seemed to explain why fishsticks looks so sour.
		kwebb on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Firing a gun at the telly when nothing watchable is a release.
		obidel on Sun 15 June 2008 said... i guess they mean using flyspray orally via plastic bag? Raid is a top buzz.
		obidel on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Kwebb there isnt anything worth watching on telly, thats why we inhale flyspray.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Put a lit flame in front of the can as you're spraying; the flies ignite and leave burning trails around the room. It's like dogfights during the war, except they can't bail out.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... The cunts.
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... "help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
		obidel on Sun 15 June 2008 said... NOW 'DATS entertainment.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... You can't go wrong with a bit of burning.
		TheDuke on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I think a good hanging is good for a sunday. It lifts communinity spirit.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Combine the two and double the fun for all the family.
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Making nooses for flies is a bit fiddly but I've made the gibbet from twiglets. Hang the fly then have a righteous snack afterwards, knowing you have made the world a better place.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... There's always some slimy slug lawyer who gets the fucker off on a "technicality." Vigilante lynching is the only way.
		TheDuke on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Tie a fly to the back off a cat and give it a good 'dragging'...then quarter it.
		TheDuke on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Do the same to Chris Martin too.
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Well he does have compound eyes, so he's asking for a lynching really.
		Hillbilly on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Hitting flies with one of those battery powered tennis rackets that crackle when you hit a fly that then glows is fucking great.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Hillbilly, where the hell do I get one of those? And do they work on things other than flies?
		Hillbilly on Sun 15 June 2008 said... My girlfriend got it in the Poundshop for £1 but they probably sell them elsewhere to snobbier people who won't go in those places for much more. They work on all insects. I am too scared to lick it to see what it feels like. It's nice to put on top of a fly walking across a table then it takes off and zzzzzappp! CRACK and a glowing bastard thats been buzy puking and shitting on my food is dead.
		Mohammered on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Try catching a wasp with a slice of orange floating in a bowl of water, then put it in a glass medecine bottle then put ut on the barbecue. (don't eat it though)
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... By the time I type this, I bet Hillbilly has had a go at licking the battery powered tennis racket..... (I'm a bit worried because he hasn't posted for a while).
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Or he's tried to piss between the strings.
		Lil on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Its perfectly legal to use mustard gas on things that arent human... Chris Martin is on that list.
		Lil on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Actually nothing is more satisfying than going after a fly with something more useless than a tooth brush and you keep missing the bastard time & time again. Eventually, you stun it and then you have the very rewarding task of jumping up and down on it over & over again, yelling "HA gotta ya you fucking bastard" then scrapin the remains of the carpet...so worth the hunt.
		Hillbilly on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Still alive but thanks for your concern! I'm not going to lick it because I don't want a mesh pattern on my tongue. It would look like a Burberry tongue!
		MrsMoon on Sun 15 June 2008 said... ...give them a taste of the flea o nine tails...
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I've found a frequency that will take over their brains and you make them do whatever you want. I started to make them attack my mum earlier, until I realized they were just drawn to her stench.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... fly boxing is where its at
		fuckwit on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Those Exterminator tennis racket fly killers are fantastic. I wouldn't lick one though... They work on lots of things other than flies too.
		littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... what like bottoms fuckwit ?
		buzzybelew on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Good way of getting your aging scrotal sack to tighten up. I should imagine.