Any woman driving a car with a Playboy sticker on it is very, very unlikely to be a Playboy centrefold, but will undoubtedly, when they're totally pissed, dance haphazardly round a pole in their local bar-with-dance-floor, unaware their arse crack is showing and is as deep as the grand canyon. But not as nice to look at.

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	Any woman driving a car with a Playboy sticker on it is very, very unlikely to be a Playboy centrefold, but will undoubtedly, when they're totally pissed, dance haphazardly round a pole in their local bar-with-dance-floor, unaware their arse crack is showing and is as deep as the grand canyon. But not as nice to look at.

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		FuckYouCunts on Sat 14 June 2008 said... I got bored after "any". 0/10
		dandyboy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... sounds like a description of a bad date as opposed to a ROML.
		BustySinclair on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Any woman driving a car with a playboy sticker on it is very likely to be 18 years old, slightly overweight with 2 inch acrylic nails, and dressed head to toe in juicy couture.
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... See also "babe on board". Fat chav mingers that smell like turkey.
		buzzybelew on Sun 15 June 2008 said... My sticker is "Rapist on Board," though it's probably the balaclava that gets the funniest looks.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 15 June 2008 said... A Playboy sticker is the new Burberry.
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I was just going to post a 'babe on board' comment, HeroicDose, but you beat me to it. Anyone that even THINKS about putting one of the above stickers in their car needs a good kick in the cunt.
		kwebb on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I had a black, pink, green and white Playboy bunny duvet cover when I was 12. And it was well deserved. I had a thriving business of shoplifted stationary, Da Luniz dancing to I Got 5 On It in my parents garden next to the shed. The duvet cover then became part of the dogs bed - but that story is way to insane. Another time maybe you crazy cookies!
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 June 2008 said... What about 'Naughty Person On Board'? How do we feel about those. Apart from nautious, obviously.
		blaxa on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Don't get me started on 'Baby on Board', too much has been said about them. Saw a couple I liked once, though: 'Baby I'm Bored', and 'Just Divorced' bothe made me smile.
		blaxa on Wed 25 June 2008 said... 'both'

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