RightRoyalBastard on Fri 13 June 2008 said... It's called progress. Us chaps need all the help we can get in navigating the downstairs garden. A little topiary is all to the good...
hamstir on Fri 13 June 2008 said... replacing it with a merkins just wrong tho
milkplus on Fri 13 June 2008 said... My bird's got epping bleedin' forest down there and I love it.
JiggeryCock on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Mine looks like she's giving birth to the Jackson Five, c. 1973
teddypendennis on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Shaved vag's are fucking horrible..... some kind of paedo-thing going on there methinks. Ladies,you are not yank porn stars, so get over it.
teddypendennis on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Pensioners on the other hand.....
batteredcodpiece on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Teddy's right, enough with the pedo-shaving / trying to have a teenage boy's bod crud, women are supposed to have pubic hair and be round. Eat up, ladies!
watersladelady on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Jiggery... ffs spat me tea out there! Quality!
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... i like a trimmed quim
Bonello on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I made love to a 47 year old quite recently, and even she was bare.
True story.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Bald isn't a good look unless you like your meat far too rare but some pruning of the foliage is always a good thing. Possibly in an amusing style or died an odd colour. Maybe a small tattoo on the mound of a stick man with a lawn mower for comedy effect...
watersladelady on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Bonello. That's nothing new, believe me....
BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said... RRB, I've seen the tatt of which you speak doing the email rounds a while ago. I agree, it was amusing
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Exactly Busty. Imagine it would be a tad painful getting it done, but that just proves the ladies dedication to the art of comedy sexual encounters. Imagine seeing that for that first time as your about to worship at the pink taco stand.
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Here we go again!!
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 13 June 2008 said... It's annoying because the pubic hair's the only way you can tell where a fat bird's box is. Asking her if it's her fanny or a roll of flab doesn't go down well and it's guaranteed to make sure she doesn't go down at all.
watersladelady on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Gorillas back with a stab wound?
BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said... roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... hahaaaaaaa ! you 2 gals ^^^ classic
merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Having only recently ditched a wife and landed myself a fit bird my own age (ex wife was a tad older than I) this new lass exhibits a tidily-shaved twat, which, after 13 years of marriage to someone with the Hair Bear Bunch downstairs, is a refreshing change. Not too shaved though, just a clipping with the number one setting on the fuzz buster. Call it pube control, if you will. And, let's face it chaps, less chance of gaining a mouthful of pubes after a good munch, eh?
Bring on the shaved snatch, I say! Definitely should be in the heroes section.
Here endeth the lesson.
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... i advocate a shaved snatch
merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Here's my number then.. 0131 555 4456
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... haha ! only unless you tell me what you screen name means
merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 13 June 2008 said... First one to guess gets....urm....a pie.
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... shit for brains !!!!!!!
Bonello on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Watersladelady.......HIYA.
merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Spot on...well done! ..... where do I send the pie?
merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 13 June 2008 said... As a special treat, you can see a couple of my vids on the vid section (oddly enough) of my profile. Enjoy!
HeroicDose on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Merde, is it a hairy pie?
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... i am well brainy ! thanks merde i shall check them out asap
Chelloveck on Sat 14 June 2008 said... They don't usually have any pubes between the ages 0 and 9 (inclusive) either.
MrBeefy on Sat 14 June 2008 said... I started seeing my mate's ex years ago. When he found out, he told me that his pet name for her was 'velcro'. Disturbingly accurate and hence one of the scariest shags I've ever had.
MrBeefy on Sat 14 June 2008 said... I started seeing my mate's ex years ago. When he found out, he told me that his pet name for her was 'velcro'. Disturbingly accurate and hence one of the scariest shags I've ever had.
merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Bad echo around here, eh?..eh?...eh?..eh?..eh?..eh?..eh?..eh?..eh?..eh? etc
Sandsider on Mon 16 June 2008 said... The reason they don't have any is cos it's all in my plug-hole .
