littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... i do , sometimes i have wo-man flu , so i can get sympathy and such like from my better half
BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... What exactly is this 'manflu' I keep seeing mentioned? Is it like when we pretend to have period cramps?
SaleoftheCentury on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Hello Busty, hope all is well. Its when men moan about being really ill, but we have a bit of hayfever or something.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Sale you know that's not true! Welcome back Busty, extra special biscuit for you. Manflu is when you have AIDS, cancer of brain, stomach, lungs, heart, nut sack and arse, bubonic plague, a brain haemorrhage and ebola all at the same time. It's very serious and if your man gets it you need to do everything he says or he'll die. Trufax.
BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Hi Sale, all fine & dandy thanks for asking. Thanks for clearing that up for me, I thought it might have been some new epidemic.
BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Thanks RRB, I feel all warm & fuzzy xxx
twmc on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Sure, guys moan about pain and it's fucking 'manflu'. Women moan and it's all "ooh, pregnancy hurts" or "my vagina is bleeding". Lets arm wrestle, bitch. Then we'll see who can take the pain.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Either works I think Princess. In any case it's a fucker and shouldn't be underestimated. I lost all my limbs and my head to manflu once, it was a bad one.
claire on Thu 12 June 2008 said... No matter how severe the attck of manflu,their cocks still manage to work. In fact a shag is usually the only known cure.
MrsMoon on Thu 12 June 2008 said... ...i remember a bloke who asked me to measure his temperature in a rather interesting way...
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Exactly Claire. I've nearly died from manflu on numerous occasions but been saved from death by the no pants dance on each occasion.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... ....by shoving ur fist up his shitter ?
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Im DickyM by the way im just using this ID because my account ("hasn't been blocked by us") has been blocked by Mr HM.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Dicky! They got you did they? Well just goes to show you can't keep a good deviant borderline psychotic sex obsessed maniac down! Good work, have a conciliatory biscuit...
BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... RRB, where did you find your bottomless packet of biscuits? This is a new innovation...
TheDuke on Thu 12 June 2008 said... He hands them out a little bit easily for my liking.
littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... he gives me lots of biscuits , i like them
Barbersmith on Thu 12 June 2008 said... twmc - I like your style.
TheDuke on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I wouldn't accept them so freely if i was you. I sent one for analysis and the results found traces of cock milk, rohypnol, mothers muck and sparrow juice. Its whats know on the street as a 'dizzy biscuit'. You will end up waking up with a soggy johnny hanging out your arse and 50% of your dignity stolen.
joylove on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Women only complain about Manflu because for the two weeks of the year men are sick, women find out what it's like to be in charge, and they can't handle it.
buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Duke, that sound like the voice of experience... Do you have a mini bull worker to get your ring back into shape?
TheDuke on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Buzzy - im like Frank Bruno. We've both been batter round the ring alot. I shoud of named the biscuit the Buzzy- Bourbon. That would be more appropriate. In homage to the master.
buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... What's the worst thing you can imagine waking up and finding sticking out your arse?
HeroicDose on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Do they have shit beer too then?
MrBeefy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Manflu is shit. Have had real flu twice in my 35 years and that really fucking sucked sweaty balls.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Thank you RRB for ur kind words
littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... THE DUKE can you please as much as i have warmed to you do not slag off frank bruno , i have personal connections and can vouch for him x
UncleBullshit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... when you say connections i presume you mean your hand connected to his scrotum
TheDuke on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Unbilical-bollocks.
watersladelady on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Manflu. HAH! Never too ill for a shag though.
