When someone breaks a glass in a film, they always, ALWAYS cut themselves picking up one of the pieces.

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	When someone breaks a glass in a film, they always, ALWAYS cut themselves picking up one of the pieces.

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		BoxFizz on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Trainspotting - great glass in the face action, not a scratch on the glass breaker.
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... When I break a glass in one of my films, it tends to be someone else who gets cut. Otherwise you're just leaving DNA - and that's just amateur hour.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 11 June 2008 said... The same rule applies to crystal skulls.
		kalvaza on Wed 11 June 2008 said... In my experience when someone breaks a glass in a film, it's magically repaired in the next scene.
		backsackandcrack on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Do you believe in the skullls cuntflaps?
		merf on Thu 12 June 2008 said... no they don't. this section should be renamed from rules of modern life to 'shite people think they have cleverly observed that may or not actually bear any relation to the real world and is invariably not as funny as they think it it'
		DKP4 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Or else they bury their face in their hands and start weeping in a 'final straw' fashion.
		bystander on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Look let's scrap the "Rules" (unless funny) and replace it with the Problem Page. The French wouldn't take this lying down.
		fuckwit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... They don't in Bladerunner. Rules is a load of fucking cunting shiting rubbish, and I want HM in my office in 1 hour to explain why this hasn't been shut down
		littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... this is just fucking pointless , i'm going to post a rule of modern life ...." cheese melted on pasta with ketchup on is one of life's great pleasures " for godsake it is but i'm not going to post it ? it's like a free for all in here
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... My new ROML: "application of salt and pepper to some foods can greatly enhance the flavour." Do you think it will get up?
		littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... busty that is definately a ROML ...give it a whirl
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I just did, probably should include some HM sanctioned product placement to ensure they get up. With that in mind, I've come up with another: "everyone's piss will at least on one occasion smell like Crunchy Nut Cornflakes".
		littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... or sugar puffs .....i have to say it's best to wee when you need to ....it's the held in stagnant wee that creates a fairly cereal type smell
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... We've already had one mentioning the piss smelling like sugar puffs. I was going for the unoriginal angle, combined with product placement, should be a winner. rolls eyes
		HeroicDose on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I like to hold piss in until it starts seeping out of my skin and eyes.
		hamstir on Thu 12 June 2008 said... hows about "playing guitar hero alone makes you a sad streak of crunchy nut smelling piss"
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Because writers are cunts and twatters. Its the same with a remote control, in every programme or film the persone using it flails theis arms around like a spaccer on speed when changing the channel.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Im DickyM by the way im just using this ID because my account ("hasn't been blocked by us") has been blocked by Mr HM.
		buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Liberty Valance is a great movie by the way, Dicky.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I believe in crystal skulls. What do I believe about them? That they're skulls, and they're made of crystal. In some sweatshop in India. That reminds me, I must get round to seeing the new Indy film - I'll go for the last showing, the cinemas normally empty apart from me and the old guy on the front row giggling maniacly and stroking his cock
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I know (-: