Kelly Osbourne has become the new benchmark for Photoshop pilots. Anyone who can make that fat faced mound of blubber look presentable is a fucking genius.

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	Kelly Osbourne has become the new benchmark for Photoshop pilots. Anyone who can make that fat faced mound of blubber look presentable is a fucking genius.

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		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'd like to fly a baseball bat studded with rat's teeth into her bulbous visage.
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I will sponsor you to do that. Put me down for £2.50 per whack.
		Kitty on Wed 11 June 2008 said... She has the loose mouthed smile of someone 'special'
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... What, Lembit Opik?
		GayBowelSyndrome on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I would pound her anus until it looked like her face. And then I would pound her face until it looked like her anus. And so on...
		dandyboy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Reckon anyone who went to Chicago expecting her to look like she did in the posters actually screamed with fright?
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... The photoshopping genius that can make that bag of cunt look presentable hasn't been born yet.
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 12 June 2008 said... there is something wrong with me. she is a dough faced trout, but she inexplicably gives me the fucking horn.
		everblazin on Thu 12 June 2008 said... i would. but then, i would to most women.
		UncleBullshit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... she's not bad for a downs syndrome
		girlthursday5th on Thu 12 June 2008 said... HAve you seen Rumer Willis? No-one has managed to make her look less like Mrs Potato Head yet. That person will be an absolute genius.
		RoosterDiamond on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I know what you mean Kitty. Her mouth just kind of half does what it should in a slightly disconcerting way. GBS has the right idea.

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