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		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Manflu wank is the most glorious shivery wank a man can have. Special....almost beats shagging one of them fake-vagina torches.
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Duke - there is only one thing better than shagging a fake vagina torch and that's the real salty ones under the bed in a box.
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Wearing a belt of nipples.
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... With your mum as a lampshade in the background.
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Whats the 'post' again?.
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Post-migraine wank for the best mix of ecstasy and misery.
		ahknowme on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Have I blundered into a surrealist painting?
		Sable on Thu 12 June 2008 said... With an aneros.

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