Most people have had the urge to randomly shout bollocks or suchlike during an important meeting at work

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	Most people have had the urge to randomly shout bollocks or suchlike during an important meeting at work

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		IanHuntley on Wed 11 June 2008 said... this is the worst rule ever posted - some quality control is required.
		merkinhead on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Only the people with tourettes
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Huntley, did you have the urge to shout "I did those fucking kids and tried to burn them! It was me!" When the police were interviewing you?
		BoxFizz on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Anyone had a sneaky flick of the bean/five knuckle shuffle under the table during a meeting?
		BoxFizz on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No? Me neither.
		serge on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Hang on i'm getting that urge now, THE OP IS A SILLY FUCKING CUNT
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I work from home, so the only important meeting I tend to have is when I'm taking a shit on the bog with the laptop on my knees, wanking to some filth on the net and talking to my dementia ridden mum on the phone...I can only manage a whimpering "Taxi...!" and then I'm exhausted.
		MerylHighground on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Yes, the bean has been flicked Box (or the box has been flicked Bean - not sure which). But on that one occasion the person across the table justified the effort
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Stealth wanking Meryl. You have my respect. My cock was in MI6 for five years. I'm fully trained in the art of cracking off a crafty one. I trained Leslie Grantham to be a sneaky wanker but he went rouge and nearly fecked it up for everyone.
		BoxFizz on Wed 11 June 2008 said... What about stealth wanking a colleague/s? Meryl, hope the person across the table was within reach...
		MerylHighground on Wed 11 June 2008 said... He didn't need to be within reach. He knew. Now if you'll excuse me for a second...
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 11 June 2008 said... what BOLLOCKS
		MerylHighground on Wed 11 June 2008 said... SUCHLIKE!
		backsackandcrack on Wed 11 June 2008 said... i shouted at someone important at work once during a meeting.. yawns O..P.. Y.O.U. A.R.E. T.H.E. O.N.E...!!
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Telepathy Wank Meryl. You have my respect. My cock was...oh can't be arsed. Stuff about Xmen and Cyclops and wanking up a Storm.
		WHEELBARROWFUCK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I don't have that urge. I do however imagine lasers coming out of my own eyes and burning trenches in the faces of those around me. Particularly good for livening up any job interview.
		MerylHighground on Wed 11 June 2008 said... It's obviously seen some heroic action Duke. Presumably since decorated with the appropriate honours?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 11 June 2008 said... FUCKWITTERY!
		claire on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Are you Dick or Dom?
		TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Im a dick? are you a femmidom?
		kwebb on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Big meeting. Full boardroom. Push chair back - spin round on it 360 degrees - grin - and say - "I love this dirty old town!" There's a list of 'em to tick off somewhere...
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Big meeting, all blokes apart from one lady. Bang the table repeatedly, shouting 'Bukkake!'
		mrkanish on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I've always wanted to burst into the conference room while all the partners in the firm are having a meeting and shout " YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME YOU WANKERS!!! then jump on the table drop my pants and curl one out
		littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... i get like that in the dentist when its really quiet or the patient just cant keep their mouth open or has a really big tongue , i just want to shout OH FOR FUCKS SAKE - OPEN !
		HeroicDose on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I'm afraid the OP is correct. Stand up and shout "I'm Barry Manilow, stare into my zesty blowhole!". Then fall on the floor and jerk about like a fish out of water.
		Hillbilly on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Oi Littleleopard YOU open wide!
		littleleopard82 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... open wide , oh yes i haven't heard that before .