The attractiveness of any grown man plummets as soon as you find out they still call their mum “mummy”

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	The attractiveness of any grown man plummets as soon as you find out they still call their mum “mummy”

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		mrkanish on Wed 11 June 2008 said... â€œmummyâ€??
		MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...or if they kept her rotting corpse in the cellar, dress in her clothes then stab you up. That would take the shine off the relationship.
		TheMonk on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Where I come from we call her Sis
		Barbersmith on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...and they get her to toss them off every night. That's what SaleoftheCentury does.
		clusterfuck78 on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I've got a Daddy
		poshfloozy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... The attractiveness of any grown man plummets as soon as you find out their mum still does their laundry.
		Sable on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Not for me. As long as they put on the suspenders and call me 'Daddy' I really don't mind.
		SLICKRICK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I stopped fancying my boyfriend ( I am gay) after he fucked one of my kids.
		teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...and wouldn't let you watch.
		SLICKRICK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ..oh no I watched.
		Sable on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Oh, and the blonde wig, sorry, forgot about that.
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I call my mum Suckpig.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Or if she still has to dangle him over drains in the middle of town so he can have a piss, before taking him home to suckle on her pale saggy tits
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'd like to put my cock under a granny's flat, pitta bread tit - just for a while. Then make real them into real pitta breads and stuff them with cheese.
		buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... spaz
		MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...Buzzy, have you ever considered counseling?
		buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I'm seeing a Clinical Psychologist Mrs M and she helps with many, many things.
		buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... That's probably because I've chained her to the cot in the basement and have either my cock or a knife at her throat, but still...
		MrsMoon on Thu 12 June 2008 said... ...have you got the two mixed up before, and tried to slice a loaf with your penis?
		FlangeMeister on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Kick his fucking dick off,then.You are talking of Prince Charles,aren't you,Horseface?
		buzzybelew on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Carving the turkey at Christmas time in front of my mum was a bit of a lapse, I must admit.
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Berbershits real 'mummy' took one look and promptly swapped him for something else, a bag of shopping or something useful maybe