FlangeMeister on Wed 11 June 2008 said... So fucking what?
JiggeryCock on Wed 11 June 2008 said... What about an underage child in Bottomman?
Barbersmith on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Nor has any Catholic ever been not fucked up. Mentally, and physically by the priest (the latter only applies to men).
PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 11 June 2008 said... er, barbersmith, that would be untrue (and badly written), heathen cunt
teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No Catholic has ever had a record in the Top 10.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 11 June 2008 said... So Mormans have had more top 10 hits than Catholics then?
kwebb on Wed 11 June 2008 said... The Osmans and David Cassidy have had a few 'hits'. But then so has Skinhead O'Connor.
emilisawaterbottle on Wed 11 June 2008 said... where do catholic girls get pearl necklaces?
teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... From the end of my porridge-pipe.
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Weren’t most of the Beatles catholic? Also how about U2 that Bono is always banging on about Jesus....its those Jehovahs you got to worry about, Prince, Michael Jackson....
dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I think Cliff Richard probably topples the top ten hits arguements in favour of the Catholics. And I'd also guess the OP watched CSI last night.
MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Bono is a protestant, and also a massive bellend.
teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No Catholic has ever climbed Snowdon.
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... half and half I thought MrsMoon...but yes he is a massive bellend. A rather small massive bellend.
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Actually.....only half of U2 are actually Oirish aren't they? Is the The Edge/Francis Rossi Welsh or something?
MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...yes, well Welsh parents but born in London, and the bassist was born in Oxfordshire...
teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Catholics are forbidden to eat fruit from Holland.
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Orange bastards.
ciderwithrosie on Wed 11 June 2008 said... methinks the pope is a catholic and he's had a number one record. (and his own cologne - newly gleaned fact from JLC)
serge on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Bono is a Protestant?!?!?!, well i fucking never
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... One of his parents was catholic though, thats why he must be a super jesus believer. Maybe thats why he thinks he can heal all the ills of the world.
teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No Catholic has ever sucked me off.
chinky on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Thats pissed me off now. finding out that edge cunt is actually welsh. weve got enough cunts like the chap out of the stereophonics without adding more.
ciderwithrosie on Wed 11 June 2008 said... this catholic never will teddy
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... don't forget the Manics as well Chinky.
chinky on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'm not giving you the manics, but you can have catatonia.
Alright on Wed 11 June 2008 said... cheers always thought catatonia were shit.
bashstreetkids on Wed 11 June 2008 said... i am a catholic. i have never bought these FYI
slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon seems to know an unhealthy amount about U2. I'm hiding behind my laptop in fear.
slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 11 June 2008 said... PS, catholic girls are great!
buzzybelew on Wed 11 June 2008 said... No Catholic Priest has ever bummed a choirboy to death.
TheDuke on Wed 11 June 2008 said... A good catholic priest could bum a choirboy back to life.
merkinhead on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Catholic girls - they can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, bless 'em...
HeroicDose on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Duke, is that cock-to-bum resuscitation?
